Relic Community Quotes Database

<soul> i am using my federal return money at a strip bar
<soul> fine quote that
<soul> its just 180 bucks

<Jumper> so? it's not like I flirted with her or something... I just followed her to the store!

<soul> i want to run a trailer park so i can hit on all the white trash chics low on cash

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<jixn> intruiging
<jixn> OooO!!! gallery!

<danga> soul is about as gay as a circle is round.
<danga> we will never have a soul/danga offspring.
<soul> danga: do you have idea how crazy an offspring would be
<soul> angry as you
<soul> short as me
<soul> thing would just go around kicking people in the shin

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<soul|FL> you know after watching lotr i really want to have sex with an elf
<soul|FL> i think that would be fun

<soul|FL> i get tired of paying women

<Zepherian> ping pong, you know, soul's tennis

<Mac_Bug> yay my own fucking credit card
<Mac_Bug> with 500 bucks spending limit
<Mac_Bug> i can buy a hooker
<Mac_Bug> and pay at the end of the month

<Skwerl|MICROBIOLOGEEEEEEE> blackstar, masturbation kills kitties
<Skwerl|MICROBIOLOGEEEEEEE> oh gawd =(
<BlackStar> I know.
<BlackStar> I embrace their genocide.
<bonnet> roflol
<Aegeri`NWNtool> It's like when someone says if you don't believe in fairies, one dies
<pH14> with a box of kleenex?
<Aegeri`NWNtool> So my friend ran around shouting it all day
<naradaman> haha
<Aegeri`NWNtool> He wanted a "Fairy" solution

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<darkelf> I'm generally way of the mark on stuff like this
<Tails> I can rest easy knowing that Pijama is taking a shower
<darkelf> you can also rest easy knowing that I'll soon be on my way to take a shit
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<Tails> and I think I might shave
<Tails> but I don't want want to write "Tails|shaving" because #homeworld will get the wrong idea

<soul> squid
<soul> game starting
<soul> 20 minutes
<NovaBurn> ?
<NovaBurn> game of what
<soul> chicago bears vs seattle seahawks
<NovaBurn> oh that
<soul> and its at soldier field
<soul> glad the trip is in march
<soul> all the college bowls will be over
<soul> march = march madness.. but wont miss the final four ncaa
<soul> wow
<soul> i am talking to 16 people who absolutely cant give a shit:\
* soul slaps Squid|laundry around a bit with a large trout
<soul> except you squid
<soul> that game better be on in your living room
<Squid|laundry> wha?
<Squid|laundry> :D
* soul is now known as sgame
<Squid|laundry> For every living room I have, the game will be on in it
<fisher|archer> you need more living rooms to be a true fan then

<Drunkmension> dudes
<Drunkmension> i just wanna announce
<Retro> YOU LOVE US ALL!
<Drunkmension> that I am so fucking beyonf my mind frungk
<Retro> NOW YOU HATE US ALL!
<Retro> NOW YOU LOVE US ALL!
<TF-72|SF> frungk! I havn't been frungk in a while
<Someguy> frungk yah!
<Retro> Nonono, frungk is a manufacturer of german furniture.
<Retro> ...or a plastic surgeon who tried operating on his tongue...
<Retro> or the back frart of a frautomobile...
<Gaz> dorsprung frungk technik?
<Retro> or it's short for frunguska - that place where the big fruncomet fell.
<Retro> fr as a prefix to any word = "fucking ridiculous". Use it, it's the new word and stuff!
* Retro is now known as fRetro
<fRetro> this is frawesowe!
<TF-72|SF> frapes!
<Gaz> frungk off fRetro
<fRetro> JOIN ME MY FRIENDS... no, wait uh
<fRetro> nm

<Inq> Ignus do you have a penis?
<IgnusDei> let me check
* IgnusDei unzips
* IgnusDei reaches in
<Zepherian> drama of sex starved lesbians?
<IgnusDei> yeah, all the parts are there
<Zepherian> parts?
<Zepherian> what?
<Zepherian> it made of lego?
<IgnusDei> indeed
<Inq> oi guys whats the best torrent client
<IgnusDei> it can take on any shape and size
<IgnusDei> AND it's always hard!

<Hablacraja> IT'S THE FEDS
* Hablacraja thermites his hard drive
<BlackStar> Why thermite when you can just expose it to intense magnetic forces?
<Water> hmm, i'm surprised you are still here habla
<BlackStar> Less suspicious than a smoldering pile of metal.
<Water> usually a complete incineration of one's hard drive would mean instantaneous removal from IRC
<BlackStar> Nah
<Water> unless habla is magic
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<BlackStar> Wizzard Powered
<Jal-18> habla is connected via his MIND
<Water> hmm, he has access to a "matrix?"
<Jal-18> he is one with irc
<Jal-18> channels dance across his skin
<Jal-18> and kickbans tickle his nose
<BlackStar> Then let us make tubgirl and tentacle hentai links one with habla.
<Hablacraja> they already are

<BlackStar> For a libertarian Paladin is pretty hypocritical.
<Zepherian> (and slightly queer)
<SquidDNA> Slightly?
<Zepherian> ok, a full blown pansy
<Riess> GOOD
<Riess> NIGHT
<Zepherian> nn buttercup

<IgnusNWN2> i just hope i find a good dungeon master one of these days
<Question> ignus if you just read that line alone
<Question> it sounds totally different than if you had read the 2 lines preceding it

<Dimension> multiply by two is kinda inaccurate
<Dimension> I've noticed that
<Zepherian> a bit
<Mirehn_Bielann> it is because the larger the number the more off you are
<Zepherian> but close enough for bodyweight
<deadguy|afk> it's a method used by NASA all the time
<reki> lol
<treb|relaxed> you guys are asses
<Zepherian> hahaha
<Dimension> hahahha
<Mirehn_Bielann> lol dg

<Zell> Fucking 13 year old girl.
<Zell> ..Made me hyper.
<Zell> About.. 2 1/2 hours early. She didn't sleep all night, so she's wound up.

-SquidDNA/#homeworld- SEX
<Gblaze> Buttsecks?
<MissHollyBeE> you trying to get my attention now?
<MissHollyBeE> NOT WITH THAT
<MissHollyBeE> bad timing

<LeftWing> I've had thin and high ones: Damn hard to get up.

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<smaaaaalllmonkert> hi again
<Gaz> who are you?
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> last time i try to i get picture of pope
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> fixed
<Riess> no.
<smaaaaalllmonkert> shut up
<Gaz> answer,or Riess will consume your ears
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i did
<smaaaaalllmonkert> oh
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i am smaaaaalllmonket
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> dammit i need a wiki page
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok try to guess who i am again
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i'll give a clue
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<DarkGul> attentionwhore?
<Gaz> are you
<Gaz> Lionel Blair?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> my avatar reads hello cthulhu fhtagn
<Gaz> Anwar Sadat?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> no you idiot
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<Gaz> Gough Whitlam?
<Gaz> RICHARD SIMMONS?
<smaaaaalllmonkert> actually i dont have the heart to blame myself on poor tire so continue... not simmons
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> if i told you who i was would i receive an award?
<Gaz> umm...yes
<smaaaaalllmonkert> what kind?
<Gaz> you will have to wait and see
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<Woggy> an oscar
<Woggy> and everlasting fame
<Riess> and we'll set you on fire
<Riess> just a little though
<smaaaaalllmonkert> hmmm
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i just messaged druidika with my identity
<smaaaaalllmonkert> now get him to tell you
<Gaz> O_o
<smaaaaalllmonkert> what
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok fine
<smaaaaalllmonkert> ill tell you a story
<smaaaaalllmonkert> once a pon a time
<smaaaaalllmonkert> there was a man who was called barn
<smaaaaalllmonkert> he went to work
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<Wrkncacnter> hi folks
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> and met Wrkncacnter
<smaaaaalllmonkert> and Shoe
* smaaaaalllmonkert was kicked by Gaz (The End?)
<Shoe> Hiyas!
<Riess> lo
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> no
<smaaaaalllmonkert> the story will continue
<smaaaaalllmonkert> he was kicked out by Gaz
<smaaaaalllmonkert> but he re-entered the building
<Wrkncacnter> who set mode +m?
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> and found Caesa1 in the filing cabinet
<Gaz> no one has Wkrn
<smaaaaalllmonkert> caesa1 gave him the keys and the silenced pistol
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn travelled through the building collecting evidence
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> then BlackStar appeared holding a flamethrower
<BlackStar> huh?
<BlackStar> I left?
<Wrkncacnter> of course not gaz, the statement itself proves that :D
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn fired a few shots but BlackStar made it to the alarm!
<Riess> +m sounds like a really good idea though
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn threw himself back down the stairs, hats flying everywhere
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> guards came fluttering from every opening and started firing madly at each other
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<Gaz> ...
<smaaaaalllmonkert> barn then smashed headlong into a photocopier which promptly exploded
<smaaaaalllmonkert> Gaz was picked up like a rag doll and flew out the window.
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<smaaaaalllmonkert> ok now we need Gaz to be kicked because it's unrealistic otherwise
<smaaaaalllmonkert> i'll continue nonetheless
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* Gaz sets mode: +o Riess
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *aaa*monk*!*@*
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* SquidDNA sets mode: -b *monket*!*@*
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<Gaz> thank you Squid
<smaaaaalllmenket> and back to the story
<SquidDNA> hmm
* smaaaaalllmenket was kicked by Riess (die.)
<SquidDNA> Deficient ban
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<SquidDNA> This allows me to refine my technique
<smaaaaalllmenket> KICKS DONT STOP IT
* Gaz sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-73364491.com
* SquidDNA sets mode: -b *!*@hwc-73364491.com
* smaaaaalllmenket was kicked by Gaz (silence)
<SquidDNA> Don't ban the server Gaz ;)
<Zepherian> today's WTF moment was sponsored by the NHL
<Gaz> whoops
* SquidDNA sets mode: +b *aaa*!*@*
<Riess> hahah
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* SquidDNA sets mode: -b+b *aaa*monk*!*@* *monk*!*@*
<Water> just ip ban him
<Riess> shotgun ban
<SquidDNA> There
<Riess> can't
<Wrkncacnter> banning, it's an art
<Riess> his IP = webclient
<SquidDNA> He's using the webclient
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<Gaz> he'll come in under a new nick
<Water> hi woggy
<REKI> HI THERE IM REKI
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<Riess> orly
<Laura> lol
<Gaz> now he's impersonating popular long standing dolts
<Riess> did we ever find out wtf his major malfunction is?
<Gaz> he must be MINCED
<SquidDNA> Oh wait
<Water> yes Riess
<Water> he's 14 years old
<Water> nuff said
<Riess> oh
<SquidDNA> This will take some advanced fu
<Riess> ok
<Zepherian> just poison his meals
<Wrkncacnter> done
<Laura> done poisoning?
<Water> is he too old for you to eat, Zeph?
<Laura> that was fast
<Wrkncacnter> i anticipated the request
<SquidDNA> How do you set maximum users
<Wrkncacnter> so his happy meal is not quite so happy around now
<Riess> uh oh, Squid's bringing on the big guns#
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<Laura> alert :P
<Laura> XD
<Shoe> we dont have poison
<outtis> I'm tired
<-Gaz:#homeworld-> Full Alert,evil ops
<SquidDNA> Moe could use the Frohwn on him
<Riess> that would own
<SquidDNA> Moe has an evil spell
<outtis> my eyes are tired
<Wrkncacnter> being german?
<outtis> but my body isn't
<SquidDNA> That force joins the target to over 200 randomly generated channels
<SquidDNA> Often it crashes the client
<Zepherian> I solved it by limiting channels chatside
<Zepherian> since ive been hit with this retarded bullshit before
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<frstkor13> im ag ay
<Riess> sure, but you're not on the web client :D
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<Zepherian> good point
<Laura> he's persistent :|
<Gaz> omg
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<Wrkncacnter> we here on the webclient lack such fancy features
<Riess> I say let him in
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<Riess> he'll grow bored eventually
<Woggy> lol
<Laura> I think that was code :o
<Gaz> lol,was that the real code?
<Riess> no
<SquidDNA> NEIN
<SquidDNA> WE CAN'T BE SURE
<Water> rofl
<Laura> but he is in the server already
<SquidDNA> THEY LOOK LIKE US NOW
<Riess> HE WAS A CYLON
<Laura> :|

<Elukka> i'm sick so im home and boredom is taking over
<Tails> entertain yourself
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<Tails> by telling me a story
<Tails> here ill start it
<Tails> This is the story of Grodon the Spack
<Elukka> who travelled the endless voids of spacelol.
<Fixer-at-work> To search for the power of the ultimate ROFL.
<Elukka> however
<Tails> Grodon was a homely fellow, and never quite quick on the draw
<Tails> His transport consisted of a crew including himself and his loyal partner Red
<Tails> Red, although a tad more intelligent than Grodon, was too annoying to function in society
<Elukka> Red was one of the elusive beings called Ninjapirates
<Fixer-at-work> Brutally scarred for life in the conflict against the Cannibal Vikings.
<Elukka> One day, Grodon thought he had finally found the ultimate ROFL
<Void> but it was just a LOL
<Elukka> Nevertheless, a console on the transport exploded of laugter.
<Elukka> *laughter
<Fixer-at-work> Leading to an inquest as to why all the consoles in the main bridge were filled with highly explosive materials.
<Elukka> It was revealed to be an assassination attempt by..
<Void> blood sucking robot ninjas
<Void> on the order of...
<Elukka> DYN, the master of the universe
<Void> It turned out that Red is the last Ninjapirate
<Void> the only one capable of challenging Dyn
<Void> using his magic sword of lollerskates
<Elukka> After a long and hard journey, Grodon and Red finally arrived at the Throne of the Universe, Where Capital Letters Were Used to Emphasise its Importance
<Fixer-at-work> Shocked to discover that someone had left the seat up, and it hadn't been cleaned for months.
<Elukka> They found a note, explaining that Dyn was no longer Star God and had proceeded to rule some corner of a network known as the Intarwebs
<Elukka> because being the master of the universe was way too much work.
<Fixer-at-work> Although the wages of sin were death, the hours were good and you got full dental.

<NovaBurn> ok so i got a thing of backup glasses for my contacts
<NovaBurn> and i havent worn glasses in probably 10 years
<SquidDNA> a thing of backup glasses for your contacts
<SquidDNA> ..does it sync wirelessly?
<NovaBurn> ;\
<SquidDNA> In that time have you forgotten what glasses are?
<NovaBurn> no
<NovaBurn> i just now put them on
<SquidDNA> okay what is a thing of glasses
<NovaBurn> a pair of glasse
<NovaBurn> s
<SquidDNA> are you drunk?
<NovaBurn> its fucking wierd
<NovaBurn> loosk like shit is moving when the rest is all static
<SquidDNA> I'll take that as a yes