Relic Community Quotes Database

<LeftWing> I've had thin and high ones: Damn hard to get up.

<Caesar|RO> What I am best at is pleasing women
<celtti> uh huh..
<Riess> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
<Riess> I wish I had a witty comment to kick him with
<Riess> too late
<celtti> delusions of grandeur
<celtti> so sad

<Caesar> stalker is scaring the beejezus out of me
<Hablacraja> pussbitch

<&Mnementh> if your balls dont touch it isnt gay
<GenAmonX2K> if your balls don't touch then what's the point?

<Elukka> i'm sick so im home and boredom is taking over
<Tails> entertain yourself
* Fixer-at-work has joined #homeworld
<Tails> by telling me a story
<Tails> here ill start it
<Tails> This is the story of Grodon the Spack
<Elukka> who travelled the endless voids of spacelol.
<Fixer-at-work> To search for the power of the ultimate ROFL.
<Elukka> however
<Tails> Grodon was a homely fellow, and never quite quick on the draw
<Tails> His transport consisted of a crew including himself and his loyal partner Red
<Tails> Red, although a tad more intelligent than Grodon, was too annoying to function in society
<Elukka> Red was one of the elusive beings called Ninjapirates
<Fixer-at-work> Brutally scarred for life in the conflict against the Cannibal Vikings.
<Elukka> One day, Grodon thought he had finally found the ultimate ROFL
<Void> but it was just a LOL
<Elukka> Nevertheless, a console on the transport exploded of laugter.
<Elukka> *laughter
<Fixer-at-work> Leading to an inquest as to why all the consoles in the main bridge were filled with highly explosive materials.
<Elukka> It was revealed to be an assassination attempt by..
<Void> blood sucking robot ninjas
<Void> on the order of...
<Elukka> DYN, the master of the universe
<Void> It turned out that Red is the last Ninjapirate
<Void> the only one capable of challenging Dyn
<Void> using his magic sword of lollerskates
<Elukka> After a long and hard journey, Grodon and Red finally arrived at the Throne of the Universe, Where Capital Letters Were Used to Emphasise its Importance
<Fixer-at-work> Shocked to discover that someone had left the seat up, and it hadn't been cleaned for months.
<Elukka> They found a note, explaining that Dyn was no longer Star God and had proceeded to rule some corner of a network known as the Intarwebs
<Elukka> because being the master of the universe was way too much work.
<Fixer-at-work> Although the wages of sin were death, the hours were good and you got full dental.

<Giant_Moth> I have two things on me that is delicious
<Giant_Moth> I've got two loafs of Ciabata, and a pack of potato chips
<Giant_Moth> Which should be devoured first?
<Kap> Ciabata yum
<under_score> Crisps
<Gaz> make a crisp sandwich
<Gaz> HAVE BOTH IN ONE
<SquidDNA> !!!!
<SquidDNA> Brill.

<molo> lol bourne supremacy
<molo> i mean ultimatum
<molo> whatever
<molo> silly names
<Starfisher> just name them by their plot
<Starfisher> "Bourne kills people while amnesiac"
<Starfisher> "Bourne kills people while slightly less amensiac"
<Starfisher> "Bourne doesn't sleep"

[20:23] <fneep|Away> Woo. Opera works again.
[20:23] <fneep|Away> After I removed the http://* url filter that is

<Chrysophylax> it sucks
<Zepherian> bling sucks
<Kushan> so does my mom

<Aegeri> What's the Dawn of War channel again?
<deadguy|housework> #losers

<Zell> you have no idea the kind of shit I do
<Zell> ;]
<frst> orly
<Zell> I mean seriously
<frst> are you hot
<Zell> no fucking clue
<frst> cus im hot
<Zell> depends.
<frst> and i do stuff
<Zell> do you like it in the butt, frst?
<Zell> ;]
<frst> that depends
<frst> do you like being in my butt
<frst> let's take this to a private channel
<Zell> depends which part of me it is, I suppose.
* frst sets mode: +m
* frst sets mode: +v Zell
<frst> zell
<frst> a/s/l?
<Zell> 13/f/texas
<frst> don't lie to em
<frst> them
<Zell> ;]
<frst> don't lie to the masses
<frst> or me
<frst> incedentally
<frst> me and em backwards
<frst> and im slightly
<frst> bud lighted
<frst> so
<Zell> 20/m/watching you type
<frst> MALE?
<frst> MALE
<frst> FUCK THIS
* frst sets mode: -m
<Zell> ahaha
* Zell was kicked by frst (frst)

<=-=> Void|zzz is now known as vpod|drunk
<=-=> vpod|drunk is now known as viod|drunk
<=-=> viod|drunk is now known as void|drunk
<void|drunk> goddamnit

<WORK|Shin> real men can frag at 12fps

<Shin|work|HAPPY_BDAY_RID> OMG MOK GOT LAID

Hablacraja: turns out there was a chem test today 3 hours before I woke up Hablacraja: my gpa indeed

<OneRedPanthar> I got raped by 4 men. I didnt mind the anal intrusion, it was the fact they didnt pay me.

(Jinkguns) I just need to lose my virginity and life goals are met.

<Martian> having huge breasts can be a medical issue! but you dont get to link them, either
<Chrome> I'm not.

<Jixn> I don't think I've ever said this to anyone in here before.. but you guys are a bunch of bastards

<GuaRRand> NO STOPPING ME
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<Xypher> I donm't use it enough to clean it
<Mac_Bug|WC3> are you referring to your penis?
<Xypher> plz, atleast corrent my spelling

<Unk> and anal is like probe bombing, fun but not what the developer intended

<frst> omfg
<frst> the doll
<UberJumper> lol frst collects dolls

<Murph> ok i can type 80 wpm with one hand