Relic Community Quotes Database

<[Vertigo]> just reading the discription makes me wet, with my little cliterus :(
<SquidDNA> I apologize for overstimulating you

<BmB> squid
<danger> if 3 million people tune in every week. The show is good to those 3 million people.
<SquidDNA> Because you're trying to deprive me of an opinion by saying the majority can determine the true merit of something
<BmB> what defines if something is good besides what peopel think about it?
<danger> You cannot argue that
<danger> the merit to those people who enjoy it
<SquidDNA> I'm not saying they don't enjoy it
<SquidDNA> I'm not saying they're wrong for thinking it's good
<danger> You're saying because you think it's bad, you don't care who watches it, it's a bad show
<SquidDNA> But they are wrong
<SquidDNA> It's not good

<Hand> who do you think you are, God or something?
<*LoCo> changes nick to G0D
<G0D> Yes.
<Hand> ah, but your name has a zero on it, and God wouldn't stoop to that stupid leetspeak shit.
<G0D> IT IS NOT A ZERO IN THE FONT I USE.

<00:07:36> &soul: iggie for the last time
<00:07:40> &soul: its not gay if its a friend
<00:07:43> &soul: geez
<00:07:46> &soul: fuckin homophobe

<=-=> Void|zzz is now known as vpod|drunk
<=-=> vpod|drunk is now known as viod|drunk
<=-=> viod|drunk is now known as void|drunk
<void|drunk> goddamnit

<WORK|Shin> real men can frag at 12fps

<Shin|work|HAPPY_BDAY_RID> OMG MOK GOT LAID

Hablacraja: turns out there was a chem test today 3 hours before I woke up Hablacraja: my gpa indeed

<Chechen|gangsta> i love your body
<Chechen|gangsta> especially those tight abs
* [relic]remnant|working slaps Chechen with a big box of right testicles

<GuaRRand> NO STOPPING ME
*** GuaRRand has quit IRC (Killed (NickOp (Nick kill enforced)))

<polomoo|lit> my soon-to-be-hopefully girlfriend has a nice voice, she might fit.
<polomoo|lit> She sounds very young though, so it probably won't work :|
<ceejayoz> pedophile
<polomoo|lit> yes
<polomoo|lit> wait no

<soul> i am so easy panty droppers call me a slut

<obithrawn> the eyes on their chest?
<Kalessin> obi: those are called "tits", you don't make eye contact with them

<frst> omfg
<frst> the doll
<UberJumper> lol frst collects dolls

<Murph> ok i can type 80 wpm with one hand

<downslope> black text reminds me of those damn african americans
<downslope> i use white everything, sure it's hard to read, but it's worth it
<Hyperian> slope: i bet your whole room is white
<downslope> not the corner where i keep by slave
<downslope> he offsets it

<soul|FL> i love chics who can beat the shit out of me

<Antric> isn't masturbation psychologicaly damaging?
<downslope> i try to do it 9 times a day

<fishy> i don't like people who gloat
<fishy> they remind me of myself

(+SirAni) HAHA
(+SirAni) "Ventrilo is subject to United States export controls. Ventrilo may not be downloaded or otherwise exported or re-exported: into (or to a national or resident of) Afghanistan, Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, Syria"
(+SirAni) those countries all have something in common...
(+SirAni) THEY'RE GONNA USE VENT TO CO-ORDINATE AN ATTACK ON THE STATES
(+SirAni) lmao
(+SirAni) classic.

<rem> :o
<rem> my baths just been stolen
<rem> LOL madz
<madmerchant> by whom?
<rem> plumbers
<rem> :/
<madmerchant> haha
<madmerchant> thats even funnier
<rem> there installing new stuff
<madmerchant> i thought you'd poured it
<madmerchant> and someone jumped into it
<rem> nah
<Assimilator> are they installing a new version of your bath?
<rem> yeah
<madmerchant> RemBath v2.0
<rem> aye
<rem> Fixed various security holes
<madmerchant> Bigger Capacity
<rem> including crackinbath.vbs
<madmerchant> what about the unfixable hole
<rem> plug.exe?
<madmerchant> w32.plughole.com
<rem> ive got a fix
<madmerchant> omg newplug.mrc?
<rem> newplug.dll
<madmerchant> wow
<rem> comes with a new operating system too
<madmerchant> must upgrade
<rem> winTAP
<rem> both hot and cold edition
<madmerchant> Does bath.exe come with the new shower.rar plugin?
<Assimilator> someone should post that on bash.org
<rem> thats a seperate program madmerchant
<madmerchant> oh
<madmerchant> not linked?
<rem> nope
<rem> beeday.bat is though
<madmerchant> I usually have to use bath.exe to use shower.exe
<madmerchant> hahahaa

(rem) ok
(rem) another way to explain it
(rem) bullet registry determines whether you hit osmeone or lag kicks in and you hit the wall behind him
(@ceejayoz) like if you hit them on your screen, you hit them on theirs even if there's lag and they were safe on their own comp?
(madzieDINNA) well
(rem) nah
(rem) its more like
(rem) fire an entire clip and someone
(rem) and miss
(madzieDINNA) i'll just pop down to my local SuprNova PC Store and buy it today
(Hyperian) ok
(rem) if you wish :)
(@Mnementh) the hotboxes are fucked up on cs:s right now
(madzieDINNA) HOTBOX?
(Hyperian) what's hotboxes?
(rem) they were fucked up on cs originally
(rem) HITBOXES
(@Mnementh) yes, hotboxes :p
(@ceejayoz) SuprNova PC Store, madzie?
(madzieDINNA) explain
(Hyperian) why are they fucked up
(madzieDINNA) yes
(madzieDINNA) I have a Suprnova PC Store near me
(madzieDINNA) I buy all my games from there
(@ceejayoz) does it have .org in its name? ;/
(Hyperian) lololololol
(madzieDINNA) oh no
(rem) its .net
(@ceejayoz) lol
(@ceejayoz) .net are scammers, as are .com
(@ceejayoz) heh
(madzieDINNA) I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT K.
(rem) ;)
(madzieDINNA) afk
(madzieDINNA) having a shit
(rem) ...
(Hyperian) ah
(Hyperian) i just did that a minute ago
-> nick: (madzieDINNA) is now known as (madzieSHIT_IN_)
(rem) lol
-> nick: (madzieSHIT_IN_) is now known as (madzieSHITTING)
(Hyperian) have fun
-> quit: (madzieSHITTING) (Madmerchan@82-69-94-83.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk) (Killed (OperServ (naughty madz, and didn't need to know that (Requested by ceejayoz))))
(Hyperian) lolol
-> quit: (Hyperian) (~Hyperian@c-24-4-241-59.client.comcast.net) (Killed (OperServ (didn't need to know that from you either (Requested by ceejayoz))))
-> join: (madzieSHITTING) (Madmerchan@82-69-94-83.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
(madzieSHITTING) Oh for fucks sake cj
(@ceejayoz) heh
(@ceejayoz) :p
(madzieSHITTING) just kick people
(@ceejayoz) less fun
(rem) rofl
(madzieSHITTING) Yeah but it makes me think you get a raging erection from doing it
(@ceejayoz) no comment

<Akranadas> What has 4 'A's and doesn't give a crap?
<Emberstrife> i lub you too.
<Akranadas> Yeah, Me. Took you a while
<Old_Painless> lol
<Old_Painless> funny thing is, i needed the explanation

<Emberstrife> oh shit
<Emberstrife> tommorow's halloween

// 10-27-2006 1700 gmt

<celtti> god I'm bored
<celtti> think I'll go to gym
<celtti> to look at asses
<celtti> yes