Relic Community Quotes Database

<Question> hmm is having sex with a transexual any different than a normal woman?

<Dimension> I'm still debating if I would fellate [johnny] depp or not
<Dimension> though I THINK not. not sure

<Tails> I was playing that parlor game Taboo
<Tails> which is kinda like charades, you need to describe a word to someone without using any of the words given on a specific card
<Tails> so my card came up
<Tails> I was supposed to describe 'Monica Lewinsky' without using the words:
<Tails> 1. Clinton 2. Oral 3. Intern 4. Scandal 5. Cigar
<Gblaze> lol
<Tails> So I said, "The president showed his dick to a government clerk. What's her name?"
<Tails> It worked pretty well
<Harm|fooood> heh
<Salamander> lol
<Tails> although someone guessed "Marilyn Monroe", I don't know why

<celtti> http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2005-09.html
<celtti> these things are just absurd
<Inq> haha the farmer guy
<Inq> fucking retards :P
<Neko-Question> why isnt anything by inq on that site?
* Tiresias is now known as Tiresias|VivaPinata
<Dimension> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWs87fjp_28&NR
<Inq> because i do stupid things, Question.
<Inq> fuck
<Inq> i dont
<Inq> i dont

* SquidDNA sets mode: +m
* SquidDNA is now known as showertime
* showertime sets mode: -m
<Harm|food> wtf mate
<Sleepsmension> CAN'T WASH THIS

<Hyperian> you know just cause black people doesnt know how to use irc doesnt mean you guys should just shout out niggers all day long

<Da_Fish> BAAAAAW
<Zell|Cocaine> That's what my girlfriend is doing at the moment.
<Zell|Cocaine> Lots of BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<SquidDNA> So your girlfriend is crying because you're high, Zell?
<Da_Fish> Why is she baaaaaaaaaaaaawing?
<Zell|Cocaine> Squid
<Zell|Cocaine> No
<Zell|Cocaine> She's bitching about it.
<SquidDNA> The coke.
<Zell|Cocaine> Probably.
<SquidDNA> Right.
<Zell|Cocaine> I'm not 100% sure what she's bitching about.
<Gaz> has your septum fell out yet Zell
<Zell|Cocaine> Could be a variety of things.

<Tiresias> so I chose to concentrate leisure time on dressing up, I wonder if I can turn my guy gay, then get excecuted for it
<Tiresias> wait no
<Tiresias> damnit
<Tiresias> I'm a woman didn't realise

<Riess> p.s. I personally blame Evangelion for half the internet emo nerds in existence
<GenAmonX2K> I blame Eva for the OTHER half
<GenAmonX2K> so it works out
<Riess> cool

<Kap> still "connecting"
<Kap> but I have a whopping 766mb memory
<SquidDNA> That's trizz dependent atm
<Trizzdog> yes
<SquidDNA> His ISP is cranky
<Trizzdog> my isp is like ARGH IT'S THAT TIME OF MONTH
<Kap> ISPMS?
<Trizzdog> yes
<SquidDNA> Okay that's pretty badass
<SquidDNA> nice
<Kap> :D
<Trizzdog> can i declare this a success?
<Trizzdog> or maybe even... huge success?
<SquidDNA> yep
<Kap> qdb that
<SquidDNA> feel free to make a note
* Trizzdog makes a note here; huge success

<Hiigara-FX> fuck it
<Hiigara-FX> I'm getting klite again
<Hiigara-FX> not that I watch anime
<Hyperian> klite is good
<SquidDNA> LOL WAREZ
<SquidDNA> NOTHING TO SEE HERE
<Hyperian> LOL PORN
<Hyperian> EVERYTHING TO SEE THERE
<Hiigara-FX> 6 videos at once to check for errors after I re-encode them = FUCKING SLOW with cccp
<Hyperian> porn videos have very wide ranging formats
<Hyperian> which is why i chose k-lite
<SquidDNA> Okay now really man
<Hyperian> stop watching 6 porn vids at the same time
<SquidDNA> How can you steal porn
<Hyperian> even i dont do that
<Hiigara-FX> because one at once isn't good enough
<Hiigara-FX> oh lawd that was bad
<Hyperian> it doesnt get hiig that high anymore
<Hyperian> watching just one vid
<Hiigara-FX> :/
<Nibsy> why the fuck would you watch SIX PORNOS AT ONCE?
<Hiigara-FX> same reason you would fuck 6 girls at once....?
<SquidDNA> talk about people working hard for their money and you really needing to support the artists
<SquidDNA> if you think about it stealing porn is pretty fucking low

<Hand> I've worked out how to judge my successfullness
<Hand> when Fridge-Man gets an article on Wikipedia, and the article doesn't get deleted, I've made it as a cartoonist

<Kap> when did this become a poem?
* Kap summons silverwolf
<Beast> Do that and get impaled on a telephone pole, kapo.
<Beast> :DDDD
<Black> You're doing it wrong.
<Black> You must utter the name profane thrice to commence his reign
<soul> pffft
<soul> if reign means he joins then gets banned immediately
<soul> :\

<Tiresias> you know what really trousers my badger? (figure anything works there :/)
<Tiresias> is bands that for whatever reason seem to produce the same album over and over again
<Tiresias> oasis in an interview I think said they didn't change their music because it was a working class virtue to not innovate but to work at the same thing
<Tiresias> and they wonder why everyone thinks their albums have been going steadily downhill
<Tiresias> also since they basically try to sound as much like hte beatles as possible
<Tiresias> the beatles always trying to change it up between albums
<Tiresias> you would have thought they might have tried to change it up by now :/
<Tiresias> and the idea music should be class based anyway :/
<Tiresias> even if that is possibly inevitable at times :/
<SquidDNA> :/
<SquidDNA> :/ :/
<SquidDNA> ":/" :/ :/
<SquidDNA> is all I hear

<ZellFish> well
<ZellFish> That was interesting
<ZellFish> I pull my comp out of sleep mode and a DOS prompt flashes that reads "Success"
* ZellFish has left irc.hwcommunity.com (Connection reset by peer)

<ani> just sold 6 of my images to a poole based publication company for £650 each
<ani> EACH
<ani> :D
<Elixir> show off
<SquidDNA> jackass
<ani> too fuckin right lol
<Jianaran> Noone gives a shit about your problems.
<ani> i suck

<BlackStar> Is Sony trying to insult consumer intelligent?

<FOOD> real men can do math with nothing more than 10 fingers and 10 toes

<Hand> edible
<Hand> dick
* Pleiades trims Alliance|penis
* Alliance|penis is now known as Alliance|pen

<Shin|EmpireEarth> the more I like a particular women, the less "wackable" she becomes
<Molle> "no sorry.. i like you too much, we cant have sex"

<Hiigara> geh
<Hiigara> so fucking bored
<Hiigara> I hate friday nights :/
<Hiigara> because I have no friends that want me with them when they're out

<soul> i was wtf..
<soul> then i passed out in the living room
<soul> then i bowed to the white porcelain god for the next 4 hrs

<obithrawn> ic has FEMALES?
<[relic]remnant> yea, youll finally get to see what one looks like obi

<[relic]remnant> im so not going to get into a conversation about how hot my sister is

<soul|DS> just bought a chic for 38k