Relic Community Quotes Database

<Jumper> fuckin' US F-16 killed 4 Canadians and injured 8 others in Afghanistan today :-/
<mrmin123> U R CANADIAN
<mrmin123> TIME TO BRING QUICK JUSTICE TO US OF A JUMPER
<mrmin123> PARACHUTER AWAY!!!
*** mrmin123 was kicked by Jumper (Jumper)

<downslope> DON'T BE SELF CONSCIENCE ABOUT YOUR BODY
<Jumper|Cooking> if you had my body you'd be self concious too

<soul|FL> shaven
<soul|FL> ass
<soul|FL> i mean
<soul|FL> i dont shave my ass
<soul|FL> i have a shaven head

<ionfish> went whale-watching in the st lawrence last time :)
<stevenNn> thats what ugly guys call picking up on chicks eh
<ionfish> danga someone as dashingly handsome as me couldn't possibly know something like that

<bluevorlon> No soul, we're going to run away together in a beautiful cottage in the woods with a white picket fence

<Shin|work> pike has never seen a woman before
<pik0r> omg omg omg! WOMEN! IOMG!

<DrFurious> i'm a black belt in closing your eyes and swinging your arms like a girl

<soul|FL> last time i saw a bar a naked chic was inverted and straddling it

<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic

<Animal|FC> what to do. . .
<suas|work> up the bum, just for fun
<suas|work> that's my suggestion
<Cpt_Jim_FC|work> one up the rectum doesn't affect 'em
<Animal|FC> in the pink, it don't stink
<Animal|FC> one in the brown, makes her frown

<jixnafk> hmmm I hope relics new game doesnt bring a wave of retard warhammer adicts to #homeworld
<^Darkness> why should retard warhammer adicts come jixn?
<jixnafk> well hw2 brought a wave of new idiots
<jixnafk> so I figured
<jixnafk> u know
<jixnafk> since most ppl who play warhammer are idiots
<jixnafk> the percentage of new people who were particularly stupid
<jixnafk> would increase
<^Darkness> well seeing that almost the entire relic staff plays it regularly

<soul|FL> this new patch calls for only one sort of song
<soul|FL> i believe in miracles where you from you sexy thing.. sexy thing you, i believe in miracles since you came along you sexy thing
<soul|FL> where did you come from baby how did you know i needed you how did you know i needed you so badly how did you know i would give my heart gladly
<soul|FL> now you lying close to me making love to me

-> nick: (Krogoth) is now known as (NaziOP)
(@NaziOP) put p your bets! how long till i'm banned?
-> nick: (ani|fc) is now known as (StalinOp)
(@StalinOp) i bet you go before me :p
(@NaziOP) and i want extra points if my whole ISP is banned
(@StalinOp) definetly, thats worth at least 25 Kudos points
(@StalinOp) 100 points if you can take the whole country down with you
(@NaziOP) its happened before... all of Spain got banned...
(@StalinOp) australia gets banned often
(@NaziOP) silly ozies
(@StalinOp) and there silly ozzie server
-> quit: (NaziOP) (Krogoth@vw-4873.a2000.nl) (Killed (sprint.austnet.org (Banned from AustNet: reserved for services)))

<lilpunkie420> so murph do u change ur dresses everyday or do u like that green one so much u just wear it everywhere
<lilpunkie420> like in cartoons where they dont change their clothes
<murph> I wear my dress every day
<murph> but I change my underwear
<lilpunkie420> and can u tell me if there was a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow, b/c i think that there was

(@fc|ani|afk) r4r
(@fc|ani|afk) my boss has just been on the phone to me askin if i'll be wanting a few g's of come for the week
(@fc|ani|afk) WOAH
(@fc|ani|afk) *coke
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) wtf
(@fc|ani|afk) FEW G'S OF COKE
-> nick: (fc|ani|afk) is now known as (fc|ani)
(@fc|ani) BAD typo
* @fc|ani slowly walks away

(@ani|fc) remm, you've been nominated for senior membership at the Rb's
(@fc|remm) really?
(@ani|fc) nah

(@anister) so anyway
(@anister) this guy is walking down the street, and he sees this leprechaun with an umbrella stuck down a drain
(@anister) he goes over, helps the lep get it out and the lep says "for helping me, you get 3 wishes"
(@anister) "3 wishes huh" the guy goes "well, for my first wish, i wanna get home home and find all my walls to be covered in money"
(@anister) the lep says "so it shall be done"
(@anister) "my second wish, i wanna go home, and find the most gorgeous woman on the planet laying in bed naked waiting for me"
(@anister) "aye, shall be done" the leprechaun says
(@anister) "and for my final wish................" the guy bends over and starts whispering into the leprechauns ear
(@anister) "tis a weird one" the lep says "but it's your wish and i'll grant it"
(@anister) so
(@anister) the guy carries on home, puts the key in the door, opens it and lo and behold, the walls are covered in 10's, 20's and 50's
(@anister) "fuckin a" the guy says
(@anister) so, he's on his way up the stairs, undoing his trousers as he goes
(@anister) when the doorbell goes
(@anister) onoes
(@anister) so, muttering to himself he goes back down the stairs, doing his belt up and opens the door
(@anister) fuckin 'ell, theres like 40,000 klu klux klan members stood outside
(@anister) "wtf" the guy says
(@anister) the main kkk guy looks up at him and says
(@anister) "is it you that wants to be hung like a black man?"
(@anister) BOOM BOOM

<Skwerl|Demo> oh wtf
<Skwerl|Demo> no wonder CoH runs a bit slower
<Skwerl|Demo> I had FEAR on at the same time

<SexySanti> upload? no way
<SexyBuggo> :(
<SexyBurn> READY FOR MY MASSIVE TRANSFER
<SexyDNA> THAT'S ALL SEAL THE PORTS
<SexyBurn> how many uploads can you handle at once buggo
<SexyRiess> NOTHING BUT GRAVEL OUT THERE
<SexyMoe> I mean nova e-hitting on someone
<SexyMoe> THAT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT
<SexyBuggo> I can handle at least TWO uploads at once ^_^
<SexyBurn> im finishing
<SexySanti> only two?
<SexyandOld> a little too quickly I might add
<SexyRiess> SHUT UO
* SexyDNA spits beer
<SexyBuggo> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
<SexyBuggo> HAHSHDSBSKHAdfkha
<SexyBuggo> GREATEST. CONVO. EVER.
<SexyBurn> YES IT IS
<SexyBuggo> THANKS GUYS
<SexyBuggo> Now I'm all horny for golf

<Hyperian> isnt tieing a string on your little finger
<Hyperian> that thing they did in the bens commerical?
<reki> i dont know what bens is sorry
<Hyperian> mercadi bens
<Hyperian> the car
<reki> mercedes benz?
<Hyperian> yes

<escapedturkey> if only I could find a girlfriend like a heretic
<escapedturkey> anything you say master
<TLG> no, what I think you mean was - bald, very skinny, sadistic, with needles sticking out.

<fisher> I just had a dream that Ozzy Osbourne was playing in Tienanmen Square, and was the reason the crackdown happened.
<fisher> i think he was playing iron man

<Tiresias> it does occur to me
<Tiresias> I accidently funded the nazi party of great britain
<Tiresias> >:(

<Martian> i passed out and then i dreamt i went home, went to the bathroom, went to bed and then woke up
<Martian> but when i ACTUALLY woke up
<Martian> only 20 seconds had passed
<Martian> that sucked.

<Tails> what does it mean
<Tails> when steam emerges from your engine
<Tails> and there's a boilling sound under your hood?
<Shoe|Planet> your car came with a free kettle, congratulations