Relic Community Quotes Database

[03:13] pH14: .
[03:14] Squid|afk: '
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[03:15] Dimension: ´
[03:16] Beast: ;
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[03:16] Beast: :
[03:16] Druidika: -
[03:17] *** Martian (piet@hwc-E993E46E.mobiel.utwente.nl) has joined #homeworld.
[03:17] *** Mode change "+o Martian" for channel #homeworld by ChanOP.
[03:17] Beast: ~
[03:17] * Druidika slaps Martian around a bit with a large trout
[03:17] * Druidika slaps Martian around a bit with a large trout
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[03:17] Beast: @
[03:17] Druidika: â„¢
[03:17] Dimension: °
[03:17] Beast: %
[03:17] Chrome: &
[03:17] Dimension: ^
[03:17] Druidika: ©
[03:18] Dimension: #
[03:18] Druidika: $
[03:18] Beast: >
[03:18] Dimension: *
[03:18] Beast: "
[03:18] Dimension: €
[03:18] Druidika: ß
[03:18] Beast: (
[03:18] Dimension: _
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[03:19] Druidika: ³
[03:19] Dimension: <
[03:19] Beast: ./
[03:19] Druidika: µ
[03:19] Dimension: {
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[03:19] Squid|afk: I HEAR THERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING PUNCTUATION IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHANNEL!

<IcecreamLtDan> The thought of finally hearing your voice on the TS channel makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
<soul> lol
<soul> well it should be coming tuesday
<soul> since i put 2 day air
<soul> latest wedn
<IcecreamLtDan> Then the thought of putting a bullet through your skull makes it neccesary for me to change my undies

<soul> it was afterwards where i just finished the bottle
<soul> :\
<soul> for the shot
<soul> the bottle covers my face though
<soul> hahhaha
<soul> i just thought as a joke
<soul> i should of pinched my nipple
<soul> ahhahhaha
<soul> nothing?
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, no arousal here
* soul checks to see if hes in #mormon
* IcecreamLtDan tugs
<IcecreamLtDan> nope, nothing yet, sorry
<deadguy> can't type, dealing with huge erection
<soul> hahahha
<IcecreamLtDan> I am getting old though

<Tranj> Damnit! You people are going to jinx it, we are still a couple hours away, now all of you quite down, Relic people go back to drinking, and leave us to do our scans and checks! If you people jinxed this gold candidate I will go absolutely and completely Marweas on all your asses!

// from forum post when CoH went gold

<Fiirks> I hate getting pussy hairs stuck in my teeth
<Fiirks> those damn things are anoying
<Silentium> at least it could be used as floss
<treb|scorch> leave your cat alone

<Alliance> wait a moment, what happens if christ and antichrist touch? do we get a big boom?
<outtis> yes
<Alliance> cool
<outtis> liek a nukular bomb
<Alliance> we should use them to run a warp engine
<oneredpanther> jesus power
<RiessArt> "Capt'n! Antichrist containment is weakening!" D:

<soul> i am a big pussy
<dreddnott> as long as you're not a big vagina
<bonnet> Are you shaved or not?
<soul> shaved
<bonnet> sweet
<soul> like a 15yr old
<soul> ok that was wrong
<IcecreamLtDan> doesn't that itch?

<Tails> so I got a new ink cartridge
<Tails> and there's this postage paid envelope to send back the old one
<Tails> anyone else try this?
<Hablacraja> you can put in other things you don't want as well
<Hablacraja> what are they going to do about it?
<Tails> uh
<Hablacraja> not a god damn thing, and now they have their ink cartridge and 3 mcdonalds happy meal toys from 1994

<SquidDNA> hahaha I caught a unicorn
<SquidDNA> I love this game
<BlackStar> Which game is that Squid? LSD adventure?

<IgnusDei> if you interpret the book of genesis right
<IgnusDei> INCEST IS JUST FINE WITH GOD
<molo> we totally weren't even on that topic ignus

<IgnusDei> and since when is the RP gamepaly system cookie cutter?
<molo> since Z
* narada googles 'Z'
<molo> good luck with that one

<nyyti> IcecreamLtDan, are you a texas boy?
<IcecreamLtDan> no
<nyyti> oh ok
<IcecreamLtDan> Are you a gay boy?
<nyyti> hah no :P
<IcecreamLtDan> Why would you think I was a Texas boy?
<nyyti> somehow your voice sounds like texas
<IcecreamLtDan> Now you know why I asked if you were a gay boy

<drChengele> holy shit, I just had to mow through seventeen forum pages, seven Wiki entries, three porn sites and a weejee board just to find this place
<Zepherian> what an amazing waste of effort
* drChengele was kicked from the chat room by SquidDNA. (WELCOME!)
<Zepherian> WELCOME TO HELL
<Zepherian> kekekekeke
<Zepherian> now he has to do all that again
<Zepherian> bad squid
<SquidDNA> Well he should have bookmarked it

<IgnusDei> i don't recall saying anything about incest
<IgnusDei> not today, in any case

<celtti> there's something disturbing when 15 year old girl comes to ask you on a date

<Giant_Moth> im bored
<pH14> go play with a light bulb

<Da_Fish> I had my first driving lesson today
<Da_Fish> Ran over a dog =/

<IgnusHL2> i suspect that this 14 year old girl is really a 40 year old man in a clever irc disguise
<Lokain> I might be an FBI loooking for pedos.. dun dun dun
<molo> is it okay if we offer up ignus as a sacrifice
<IgnusHL2> well, isn't technically ephebophilia if you're 14?
<IgnusHL2> or do you have to be fifteen?
<molo> someone's read up on the legality of this a little bit
<IgnusHL2> well, when i heard that 14 is legal in canada
<IgnusHL2> i was shocked and intrigued
<IgnusHL2> and i looked into it

<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
<NovaBurn> DEREK SMART
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<Chrysophylax> haha
<Chrysophylax> hahahaha
<NovaBurn> oh shi--

<Elukka> AND ALL THE GAYS ARE GOING TO DIE
<Riess> I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN 5 YEARS
<Riess> oh shit, timing

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<Kushan> HI WEBUSER783
<Kushan> DO YOU WANT TO CYBER WITH ME?
<&SquidDNA> WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU
<Haborym> asl
<Tiresias> IT'S A TRAP
<Hiigara> mmm
<&SquidDNA> THE PROPHEECIES FORETOLD YOUR ARRIVAL
<Hiigara> fresh ass
<Hiroshi_Tea> yay!
<WebUser783> right on
<Tiresias> wow I think I succeeded in infecting you all with teh gay
<Kushan> all part of your gay agenda
* WebUser783 (97d5fce2@hwc-73364491.com) Quit (Client exited)
<Kushan> wtf tir your gayness scared him away ;[[[
<Hiroshi_Tea> should has asked him to bend over first
<Tiresias> MY GAYNESS
<Tiresias> [03:10] <Kushan> HI WEBUSER783
<Tiresias> [03:10] <Kushan> DO YOU WANT TO CYBER WITH ME?
<Tiresias> [03:11] <Hiigara> fresh ass
<Kushan> damn gays

<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it

<smaaaaaalllmonket> but I want hotbar!!!!1
* smaaaaaalllmonket has quit IRC ([irc.hwcommunity.com] Local kill by Moe (hotbar makes baby jesus cry.))
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<smaaaaaalllmonket> wtf it just disconnected
<Moe> that's because you were going to download hotbar.
<smaaaaaalllmonket> hotbar's installing now.
* smaaaaaalllmonket has quit IRC ([irc.hwcommunity.com] Local kill by Moe (hotbar makes you disconnect))
<Moe> seriously, I wonder how long he'll take to realize that...
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<bitz> IS HOTBAR INSTALLED YET?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> lol i'll probabaly have to upgrade to AOL gold to get better connection
* smaaaaaalllmonket has quit IRC ([irc.hwcommunity.com] Local kill by Moe (hotbar really fux with your connection.))
<bitz> YEAH YOU'VE GOT IT!
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<smaaaaaalllmonket> yeh ill get AOL gold
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I keep disconnecting
<bitz> id recommend aol platinum plus
<bitz> it's so much better
<smaaaaaalllmonket> ok
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I'll get platinum plus
<molo> i recommend aol diamond
<molo> it costs as much as a small house
<molo> but you never disconnect
<bitz> aol diamond is for pompus assholes
<smaaaaaalllmonket> I cant see diamont
<molo> it's there
<smaaaaaalllmonket> Only platinum pluss and gold
<molo> just look harder
<smaaaaaalllmonket> i cnat see it...
<molo> it's on the second page
<molo> they don't want the rabble to get it
<bitz> holy shit
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<bitz> there's a platinum plus?
<bitz> i just pulled that out of my ass
<molo> how i mine for fish
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<Mnementh> HOW I MINE FOR FISH
<Woggy> monket you liek hotbar so far?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> yeh it relly good.
<smaaaaaalllmonket> u get to search really fast and it has lots of buttons and it comes up in Internets Exlporer
<Riess> commence the madz test!
<Riess> only one way to find out... HI ASL?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> Whats asl?
<smaaaaaalllmonket> like ADSL?
<Riess> failed the madz test.
<bitz> it's not possible for someone to be this stupid
<bitz> FAKER
* smaaaaaalllmonket was kicked by molo (lots of buttons ftw)

<pH14> duck
<Pleiades> he didnt duck
<pH14> GOOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Silentium> fools duck
* IcecreamLtDan grabs ph in the ass
<Skwerl> GOOSE FROM TOP GUN?!
<Silentium> GOOOOOOOOSE!
<pH14> hey, dont get fresh !
<Silentium> ICEMAAAAAN!
<IcecreamLtDan> oh sorry, you were speaking figuratively
<Silentium> NOOOOOO!

*** Chrome changes topic to 'g'day | Welcome to #fresh | <Question> my gay mouse is not responding <Unk> make sure it's underside is clean |Happy birthday Artoo!'
<Skwerl> TALK TO ME GOOSE
<Silentium> SURPRISE COCKFAGS!

<biffy> this patch will be the patch of all patches - it will even patch windows so it doesnt crash or get spyware or virii, it will patch macs to play windows video games, it will patch linux to be user friendly
<Pyros> will it patch my dogs? she's getting pretty old and could use some more spunk
<biffy> yep
<Skwerl> will it patch the hole on my shirt?
<biffy> absolutely

// biffy fails at setting realistic expectations