Relic Community Quotes Database

<rem> TRUTH IS I WANNA FK YOUR SISTER (she has bigger tits)
<CrimsonAngel: You pervert
<rem> again
<rem> what's wrong with that
<CrimsonAngel> I don't know

<Tiresias> RAFTA WE CAN HAVE AN E-RELATIONSHIP
<Raftocon|Bassobots> no
<Tiresias> :(
<Raftocon|Bassobots> we can't
<Raftocon|Bassobots> YOU ARE BOY
<Raftocon|Bassobots> !!!
<Raftocon|Bassobots> xD
<Tiresias> OVER THE INTERNET YOU CAN PRETEND I AM A BOY
<Tiresias> ;p
<LeftWing> XD
<Tiresias> OOPS
<Tiresias> GIRL
<Tiresias> FUCK

<TheShadow> but still, I find it weird that Laura actually mentioned me in her email...
<TheShadow> :)
<Cannon> Why? You think you are so insignificant she wouldn't remember you? (I am trying to attack your self steem)
<TheShadow> that is just weird and it also proves something: I spend too much time in here to make her notice me....
<TheShadow> I think I'm so significant that she doesn't want to remember me
<Cannon> She probably doesn't want to... but can't help it.
<TheShadow> (oh, I'm not trying to make her notice me...)
<TheShadow> even better :D
<Cannon> You know... like those times when you see a horrible acident and you can't stop remembering the intestines all over the floor... but you want to.

<Emberstrife> "Hey babe, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
<celtti> maybe swap complain for persist
<Tiresias> CELTTI YOU CAN PICK ME UP ANYTIME
<Emberstrife> great pickup line, works every time.
<celtti> Tiresias, I'll pick you up once I'm old, ugly and dirty
<Lor3-16> leaves them nice and responsive ember?
<Tiresias> :(
<celtti> <3
<Lor3-16> least he didn'e say never Tire!
<Tiresias> you'll break soon...
<Tiresias> :|
<Emberstrife> it softens em up, Lor
<Emberstrife> makes your acquaintance easier
<celtti> chloroform only softens them up? Man, you must be the catch of the century ;)
<Emberstrife> also, some report it guarantees sex on first date!
<celtti> well, that's handy
<Emberstrife> i was being sarcastic.
* Tiresias chloroforms celtti and drags him back to his lair

<Tails> the [frozen yogurt] machine doesnt work right
<Tails> so sometimes the yogurt comes out as liquid
<Tails> in which case you get sprayed with frozen yogurt
<Hablacraja> haha
<Tails> or it comes out half-frozen
<Tails> in which case you're stuck with a cone and your hands covered in yogurt that strikingly resembles a huge, cold turd
<Tails> not too appetizing

<Aegelward> something is siriusly wrong with silver_wolf
<Dyntheos> he likes animals
<Dyntheos> in a bad way
<Gblazen> Beastiality
<Gblazen> Or furry?
<Dyntheos> yes that's it
<Jianaran> Wolves
<Dyntheos> both

<Vertigo> [14:25] Emberstrife: GAYS ARE EVERYWHERE, EVEN IN CHILDREN
<Vertigo> there
<Vertigo> makiing it worse
<pH14> kushan is from iran, there are no persian gays
<pH14> but apparently, there are alot of persian communists
<Shoe> BOnus points vertigo.
<Vertigo> how's that for a topic?
<Vertigo> THINK OF THE CHILDREN
<Vertigo> and the pedos are like: WE ARE!

<Hyperian> email that will trigger national intelligence
<Hyperian> "dear suzy, summer camp sucks! i am stuck in a cabin with 72 virgins. it's like ground zero for boredom here!
<Hyperian> thank god for my iPod.
<Hyperian> I have all my fav bands in there: anthrax, biohazard, poison, slayer, megadeath, suicidal tendencies.
<Hyperian> also, some girls stole my bottle of "explosive" brand hair gel, and when i found out my explosive gel was missin, i blew up! someone said i look like Ugy Betty, which sucks because i hate America... Ferrarra. well, i need some toiletreies, so i'm gonna hit target before i crash. see u the next life!"

<&Moe> deadie!
<~deadguy> moe!
<&Moe> how are your nuts
<&Moe> wait

<Kap> seriously, after boot camp, my immune system is like omfg strong
<Kap> nine weeks with 50 other guys in a dorm
<Kap> showers were...awkward
<Kap> every day
<Kap> it never got 'normal'
<Kap> i mean, guy next to you is all naked and wet and floppin...what do you say for casual conversation?
<Kap> 'hey...how's it hanging?' 'quite freely thankyou' <chirp chirp>
<Kap> actually, at the ned of the day, all our knees did hurt

<reki> tourney final = frstkor/reki vs blood/griff
<Kalessin> omg sls brothers vs the fagit bros

<Colonel[AFK]> i have an obsession with midgets
<pH14> (and i put out on the first date)
<Colonel[AFK]> its true

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<Stoner> heh sacrificed to his own god

<Caesar> I disagree with Positivism
<Hiigara> positivism sucks

* rupract spanks soul for being the bitch that he is

* pantie[panther] slaps pantie around a bit with a large trout
<pantie> sounds kinky
<pantie> panties and trouts

<DrFurious> william shatner is the greatest human on the face of the earth

<[NFX]Shin> real men use notepad.

<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive
<panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that?
<manaani> 12
<manaani> err
<manaani> 0

(@FCus|K) ani when was the last time i told you how much i hate you?
(@FCus|K) well anyways
(@FCus|K) just incase i die in my sleep tonight...
(@FCus|K) I HATE YOU

(Hiigara) I CAN REMOVE THE PROCESSOR FROM MY COMPAQ
(NovaBurn) oh jesus
(Hiigara) (laptop)
(remmington) lol
(remmington) right
(remmington) why?
(NovaBurn) CAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS TOO
(Hiigara) nah
(Moe) strapon?
(Hiigara) that's stuck on
(remmington) lol
(NovaBurn) nope surgery
(Hiigara) exactly what nova said
(remmington) RemAmp » Blur » Song 2 » Unknown Album » 02:00 » 128kbps » #2967
(remmington) so lies
(Hablacraja) song 2, rock on
(remmington) unknown album: :E
(Moe) Nova, we should combine our forces and rule the world together.
(NovaBurn) hmm indeed
(Hablacraja) set off a large bomb and people will assume you have nukes, apparently
(Hiigara) ooh
(Hiigara) yummy
(Hiigara) how to remove and replace the cooling system
(Hiigara) put a real fan in there :-)
(Moe) I am waiting for his panicked post in Technical Discussion: "OMFG I FUCKED UP MY LAPTOP"

(Murph) WHAOHDAKLWJDWAJD
(Murph) WAIT
(Murph) WIAT
(Murph) WAIT
(Murph) WHOS PLAYING
(rem) UP
(Murph) actually
(Murph) nm
(Murph) gotat shower
(Murph) I stink
(Murph) and I need to masturbation
(Murph) er masturbate
(Murph) everyone knows shower = masturbation
-> nick: (Murph) is now known as (Murph|shower)
(TheGreatMoose) And why is that?
(Murph|shower) dude
(Murph|shower) the shower is teh perfect place to fap
(Murph|shower) private
(Murph|shower) rub it out
(Murph|shower) hose it down
(Murph|shower) soap up
(Murph|shower) rinse
(Murph|shower) fin.
(TheGreatMoose) 'aight..

<Merturk_NB|code> The Big Bang was actually Mr. T pitying space and time for all their jibba jabba.

<SquidDNA> Polymerases spring from my loins

<mikkAway> inq should stop hitting on me
<Akranadas> Inq hit you while he's sleeping?
<Zepherian> why mikk? you're a sexy star wars alien after all
<Zepherian> for guys like Inq you have more pulling power than a vagina
<mikkAway> because seems to be interested in gays too much
<mikkAway> that is to say, hoping I'm one too much
<bitz> wait
<bitz> did you just admit you're a fucking queer?
<bitz> because the way i read it
<bitz> you did
<Zepherian> bits
<Zepherian> (and from now on im calling you bits)
<Zepherian> stop being homophobic
<bitz> ahahahah
<bitz> mikk's gay
<bitz> hahahahha
<mikkAway> your comprehension skills fail bitsz
<Zepherian> Mikk can be a queer if he wants to
<LeftWing> ..
<bitz> "<mikkAway> because (he) seems to be interested in gays too much"
<bitz> after "<mikkAway> inq should stop hitting on me"
<mikkAway> add that to the next line
<mikkAway> also I fail with language
<bitz> explain how that doesn't read out "im a complete homofag"
<mikkAway> fine, it doesn't, bend over
<LeftWing> ..
<Akranadas> I'd have to agree with bitz, that sentence is rather damming