Relic Community Quotes Database

<IgnusDei> i'm a bit gay, and the idea of sex with a man excites me

(@ani|fc) i seem to lose my marines too quick
(@suas|fc) check down the back of the sofa

<blu|bath> taking a bath at midnight, a luxury I will not have once my flatmate moves in
<blu|bath> =/
<blu|bath> I'll need a towel at any rate
<blu|bath> I realise that wasn't the best line to say after a quote about in-shower masturbation

[17:03] <Cyberus> nothign scares me anymore i am merely affirmed in my belief that everyone online is fucked up
[17:03] <Question2> excepting the people here of course

<Corsix> get the kickstick
* Huxiii was kicked by Someguy (GTFO!!!!!)
* Huxiii has joined #companyofheroes
<Ogrynsmash> OMG
<Ogrynsmash> Autojoin
* Someguy sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-A7AC8D4.dsl.siol.net
<Corsix> get the banstick!
* Huxiii was kicked by Someguy (CORNER 5 MINUTES!)
<Ogrynsmash> Wtf corsix
<Ogrynsmash> you're like
<Ogrynsmash> coordinated with SG
<Someguy> <Huxiii> wtf you fucking moron
<...>
* Huxiii has joined #companyofheroes
* ceejayoz SUMMONS Huxiii
<ceejayoz> don't be a jackass Huxiii
* Huxiii has quit IRC ([irc.hwcommunity.com] Local kill by ceejayoz (don't be a jackass))

<CrimsonAngel> and i am one hot piece of hunky man meat
* Question slaps CrimsonAngel around a bit with a smaaaaaalllmonket
<CrimsonAngel> Daont Frealy my manly manly man ways
<CrimsonAngel> Don't*
<CrimsonAngel> What the hell
<CrimsonAngel> On Frea my Manly manly manness
<CrimsonAngel> Fear
<CrimsonAngel> Why the hell cant i type Fear
<EnigmaZ> not man enough?

<Dimension> THIS 'ERE TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FER DE BOTH OF US!
* RiessDraw closeup on eyes
* Dimension closeup on eyes
* RiessDraw some more closeup on eyes
* Dimension closeup on mouth, spitting out a gob of chewing tobacco
* RiessDraw closeup on fingers reaching for his guns
* Dimension between-legs shot of the street, facing the second duelist
* Delphy|Dinner is now known as Delphy
* Dimension closeup on twitching eye
* RiessDraw squint
* Dimension slight sideways movement of head
* Dimension SMIRK
* RiessDraw suddenly wide-eyed
* Dimension hectic move for the gun
* RiessDraw same
* Dimension BANG
* Dimension silence
* Dimension closeup on eyes
* RiessDraw standing still, staring
* RiessDraw closeup on smoking gun
* Moe walking around in the background, vacuuming
* Dimension closeup on face, mouth twitches
* RiessDraw falling on knees
* RiessDraw Ennio Morricone - C'era Una Volta in West - Titles

[16:01] <Zepherian> *msg nickop identify cjsemasculation
[16:01] <Zepherian> oooops
[16:01] <littlegreencube> looool
[16:01] <Gaz> ROFL
[16:01] * ChanOP sets mode: +o Zepherian
[16:02] <Zepherian> DO NOT TRY THAT
[16:02] <Zepherian> (cause it wont work :p)

<IgnusDei> weaverm, i am an incestuous freak
<IgnusDei> but i'm not into lolis
<IgnusDei> i am however
<IgnusDei> into furries
<IgnusDei> specifically CATGIRLS

<soul> i have humor.. but people are under the impression that i am asshole

<ceejayoz> we should totally stay at Relic
<ceejayoz> that would be awesome
<sleep> i call deggs chair
<ceejayoz> RELIC SLEEPOVER
<UberJumper> haha
<UberJumper> their conference room is big enough
<UberJumper> rooms that is
<SquidDNA> TICKLEFIUGHTS
<UberJumper> k, that's just homoerotic squiddy
<Weavern> i dont think there is an NDA strong enough
<Weavern> to let that happen
<SquidDNA> I have a +7 modifier to ticklefights

* Mnementh wonders idly how many people entered the biggest fan thing
<Zepherian> I didnt because im not
<Zepherian> ;/
<Hablacraja> they're throwing people into fans?

<MikkAsleep> I think I should become an LSD addict
<Elukka|artsy> well
<Elukka|artsy> i wouldnt recommend
<MikkAsleep> Hey, it's cool
<MikkAsleep> hours and hours of messed up reality
<Elukka|artsy> you can just be on #homeworld instead
<Elukka|artsy> for hours and hours of messed up reality

<Inst> apparently FF6 turned people into Goths
<Inst> "zomg world is destroyed, everyone's life is ruined"?
<Inst> what do you think about Phantasy Star, then?
<Inst> and Lunar?
<LauFinishedLost3rd> oh
<Caesar_Arbeit> you mean there's a coherent storyline?
<Riess> isn't that the plot of all of them?
<Starblade|Work> ONLY ONE 12 YEAR OLD IS EMO ENOUGH TO SAVE THE WORLD. THAT EMO IS YOU.

<a1> system e-penis time is inaccurate at measuring system uptime, as it does not account for states of shrinkage

<deadguy|afk> the autocomplete is pretty impressive
<Zepherian> steve jobs was typing for you
<Hyperian> iphone can guess the adjective for 'porn' very well
<Hablacraja> "horse" in your case
<Hyperian> har i dont have an iphone
<Zepherian> horses are expensive

<Hiroshi_Tea> look, i'm simply looking forward to seeing a picture of a swarmer tan posing nude with a swarmer
<Hiroshi_Tea> that's all i want
<Hiroshi_Tea> and 4chan is seriously not the answer
<Hiroshi_Tea> i'll end up with a fuelpod with dickshittingnipples

//On Rule 34, Swarmers, and what 4chan will do to Kadeshi ships...//

<NeCoHo> haha
<NeCoHo> Yes
<NeCoHo> ask pH to kick himself
* pH14 was kicked by pH14 (What now, in the who, where?)
* pH14 (pH14ca@118c5d3a.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #homeworld
* ChanOP sets mode: +oa pH14 pH14

<Afoxi> Sine!
<Afoxi> Cosine!
<Afoxi> TANGENT!
*** Afoxi is now known as Grim_Heaper
<Elukka> aaaaaaaaaa maths
<Kap> no goats
<Kap> no
<Elukka> no
<Grim_Heaper> I like how changing my nick inspires fear into people in irc

<Jinx> gbj does your family tree need to be 3d and cross referenced

<mad> HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
<mad> mecha is a straight homosexual.

<NovaBurn> i just go there for image macros and high res pics
<NovaBurn> and the occasional men

<Atreides> everyone does not hate bush

<eTombotron> you've never tasted your own semen?

<frst> eT
<frst> join me on a bed of roses