Relic Community Quotes Database

<MokorowindReview> It'S JANET RENO
<UberJumper> she's perhaps the hottest woman I've ever seen

<beej> I have dreams where I'm falling into the goatseman's "maw"

<Insy> I read a book on typing with one hand

<panth> wtf hi blu. frogglez told me to tell you that it's over.
<panth> i know she's here, but i figure you're not speaking.
<panth> after her affair with skibblet.
* Jixn gasps
<madz> ono where did he stick his choco loops?
<panth> you dont want to ask that.
<madz> omfg
<panth> suffice to say frogglez couldn't sit down for a week.

* Savage thinks obi pretends to be that guy from "Silence of the Lambs" and tucks his little wewee between his legs and dances in the mirror
<obithrawn> uh oh sav has my secret

(@remmington) when you sleep (which is most often)
(@remmington) ill get the screwdrivers out
(@Krytonic) :o
(@Krytonic) i hardly ever sleep ;)
(@remmington) ahem
(@ani|fc) lol
(@ani|fc) bullshit
(@[builder]ba) :o
(@remmington) lol
(@[builder]ba) tf
(@remmington) remember last time
(@[builder]ba) ani|fc htf u do that
(@ani|fc) you slept more than anyone at the summer fest
(@remmington) he fell asleep on the couch
(@remmington) and we fed him the cat
(@ani|fc) ass first
(@[builder]ba) lol
(@remmington) nearly got the bastard int

<frogglez> fu, i'm only little, k.

<Nurrah> To get away from the mindless female chatter going on in social
<Question2> the gossiping?
<Chrysophylax> wait
*** Dyntheos has joined #homeworld
*** ChanOP sets mode: +oa Dyntheos Dyntheos
<Nurrah> Just two of them yattering away...
<Chrysophylax> #social
<Chrysophylax> wtf
<Nurrah> Delphy's other place.
<Arch> Hehe, its invite only Chrys. AND YOUR NOT INVITED!
<Chrysophylax> oh sorry about asking
<-irc.hwcommunity.com:#social> Question2 invited Chrysophylax into the channel.
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<Chrysophylax> wtf
<Chrysophylax> HI
<Chrysophylax> I'M SOCIAL NOW
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<Gblaze> ie. you ca;nt tell the teeangers apart unless they have different hairstyles or boobies.

<IgnusDei> it occurs to me that should lois lane ever sleep with superman
<trebeer> heh
<IgnusDei> she'd die
<IgnusDei> i mean, the thrusting.
<IgnusDei> dear god, the super powered thrusting!
<trebeer> super thrusting?

<Zepherian> I like seminude pics with lots of leather and the ocasional farm animal

<Afoxi> Excitement abounds, I almost can't wait!
<Afoxi> Relax I don't want your baby, I already hate.
<Afoxi> Though I do tend to generally kill... kill things that don't fight back, heh heh!
<Afoxi> I see this village, what does it hold? What shall I butcher them with, fire or cold?
<Afoxi> Running from me, sure, you'd think: he's a pathological bloodthirsty homocidal maniac!
<Afoxi> I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies, I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more!
<Afoxi> You see a wife? I see a widow. But what then can't you see I'd kill for?
<Afoxi> I want to incinerate, and decapitate. I want to melt.. want to melt some faces, watching the peasents.. oh, what do they call it?
<Afoxi> Ah, greive.
<Afoxi> I suppose that being Undead, there's not much to life.
<Afoxi> A soul is needed for loving.. feeling, how does this all not make me .. dah, what's that word again?
<Afoxi> Heed!
<Afoxi> You've nowhere to hide, nowhere to run, your village will burn like the heart of the sun!
<Afoxi> With infinit glee, it's going to be me.. that slaughters the wooooorld!
<Afoxi> How could I glare into these eyes, and then not stab them? How could I stare at their loss and then not laugh?
<Afoxi> I'd cut him in half, then I'd graft his head back onto his shoulders!
<Afoxi> Or after I'd cut it, I'd make a puppet, on top of a staaaaff!!
<Afoxi> I am a Lord that is sometimes bored, I have some urges and need to fulfill them!
<Afoxi> After my mayhem I simply don't.. what's the word?
<Afoxi> Care!
<Afoxi> The stench in the air, the smell of the gore, the carnage far greater than any waaar!
<Afoxi> My legacy..
<Afoxi> death becomes..
<Afoxi> me..
<Afoxi> I'll slaughter the woooooorld.

<Hiroshi_Tea> hey Beast
<Beast> what would you do if Chrome was a swarmer?
<Chrome> ... O.o
<Chrome> I eagerly await your answer, Hiro...
<Hiroshi_Tea> i fear to answer the question
<Beast> XD
<Chrome> good answer. >_>;
<Beast> okies
<Hiroshi_Tea> hot swarmer sex
<Beast> I go now
<Hiroshi_Tea> *cough
<Beast> LOL
<Chrome> bye .... O_o
<Beast> I go now, lest I get the kick stick. XD
<Hiroshi_Tea> you know i'm kidding rite?
<Chrome> um, yeah <_< >_>
<Chrysophylax> o_O
<Hiroshi_Tea> awkward moment +1
<Chrome> how about plus 15? :P
<Hiroshi_Tea> it wasn't that bad
<Chrysophylax> yes it was :[

<Zepherian> have you tried to screw a badger?

<Harm|food> why? Are you a virgin?
<Code> oh hell no, all my holes have been rammed and ive rammed others!
<Code> :D

<danger> sounds like having sex with a corpse
<danger> not that i've done it
<danger> more then a few times

13:07 <Lleman> http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2009/10/40k-sneak-peek-tyranid-mystery-bugs.html
13:07 <Lleman> niddies !!!
13:12 <Gorb|Out> lolwut
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Pyrovore
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Spitting acid, okay.
13:12 <Gorb|Out> Breathing FIRE?
13:12 <Gorb|Out> WTF.
13:12 <Gorb|Out> TYRANIDS ARE NOW DRAGONS LOL
13:12 <Gorb|Out> TOTALLY REALISTIC
13:13 <Lleman> i think they're out of their depth now to create more nids
13:14 <Kresjah> Boltanthrope
13:14 <Kresjah> Breathes Bolter shells

<blackjack> I bite my penis but I'm trying to stop

<Shin|work> it's not the penis that bends, it's your mind. there is no penis

<pike|nothere> i'm 6"1 and weigh 165. dmille is a lard ass :
<dmille> pike swims. he's therefore pathetic

<soul> wondered why i didnt look at a chic who walked by in a thong

* Khet is now known as Jenny|18|cali

<SIRSAQ_THENINJA> RANDOM BEST LINE QUOTE:
<[7th]Athexx> !answer MrMin, despite being surrounded by the horniest college sluts to be found, could never get laid. To get help, he went to his Uncle Buck... but all he could say was "FAGOT"

<SIRSAQ_THENINJA> RANDOM BEST LINE QUOTE: <Mokona[Study]> !answer BABY JESUS GUZZLED RAGE'S CUM LIKE BUDWISER WHILE TRAVELLING AT INTERSTELLAR SPEEDS!

<madzieCoS> i am a maiden with long blonde hair locked in a tower