Relic Community Quotes Database

<gblackjack> I peed on my dad when he changed me once
<Mac_Bug> he change your tampons?

* galli|nap is now known as aUsTn3t4lIfE
* aUsTn3t4lIfE (littleboot@vw-13623.lu.se) Quit (G-Lined: Banned from AustNet: Attempting to compromise AustNet servers will not be tolerated.)

<remmington> buy HER a drink
<remmington> and SHE is yours
<remmington> not
<remmington> buy YOURSELF a drink
<remmington> and SHES yours
* remmington sighs again
<Moe> Heh, last summer I'm at this club, right. And this girl comes up to me, does the "Do I know you?" thing. Well, she insists on inviting me for drinks, and while we sit and talk she keeps ordering tequila and drinking it. Suddenly she gets up, runs to the door, out on the balcony, and pukes. And then... she FUCKING FALLS OFF THE BALCONY

<uzi4u2> you have not seen bad things untill you are asked to suck out the fat from a dead body and prepare it for anatomy students
<Moe> change the topic plz kthx
<Moe> NOW

<BlackStar:> The default birthday setting should be February 30th.
<Neko-Question:> why?
<BlackStar:> Then the massive list wouldn't show up.
<Neko-Question:> except on feb 30th
<BlackStar:> ...
<BlackStar:> There is no february 30th you dolt!

* Fridge-Man insults Hand.
* Fridge-Man insults Hand's intelligence.
* Fridge-Man insults Hand's art skills.

<Heretic> And another story.
<OhFrenchHWKno> oh, do tell!
<Heretic> I painted an oil painting of the Vatican
<Heretic> Left it on a table to draw
<Heretic> Knowing oil paints, it takes months to dry.
<OhFrenchHWKno> you mean dry?
<Heretic> My friend sits on it.
<Gorb> Heh.
<Gorb> Hahaha.
<OhFrenchHWKno> hahah
<Gorb> Hahahaha.
<Heretic> And now has an outline of the Basilica on his arse.
<Heretic> The funniest thing is.
<Heretic> It won't come out.

<Afoxi> Oh dear.
<Afoxi> Running out of disk space lol.
<Afoxi> Probably because i've been downloading all my steam games and not actually backing them up.
<SquidDNA> Run emergencyporndelete.exe
<Afoxi> Errr.
<Afoxi> I have a .bat file for that.
<Ira|work> .... lol
<Gorb> Spoken like a professional.
<SquidDNA> oic
<Afoxi> They're mostly pics of androgynous men.
* Afoxi kekekekekes.
<Ira|work> tmi
<Riess> duuuuude
<SquidDNA> oh coooooooooool
<nyyti> oh grose
<Bowkers> wicked
<Bowkers> send me a link when I get home kk?

<Squiggle> Richard Simmons is the most beautifullest man alive.

<Antimatter> yes hyp I wish you were striaght and female

* Allie rubs his arse with a trout

<Martian|sleep> the only girls who are interested im me are either stupid, ugly or both

<Event-Horizon> omg, I was watching CNN Headline news, and they said that my car failed the "5-mile-a-hour Bumper Crash"

* flow|afk quietly reminds everyone how sad this is, and goes back to looking for pictures of catholic girls in skirts

* Kalessin is tantalizingly close to danga's leg
* Squiggle lix danga
* danga flexes
* madmerchant faints at dangers muscles

<pik0r> peer is my hero
<ionfish> peer has taken pike away to live with him in the trackless wastes of sweden!

<mrmin123> I WANT HIM TO GUARD MY SIGNED MEIN KAMPF BOOK ;/

<obi> my grandfather did not die of cock ring.

<eTombotron> i can touch the lower part of my balls with my tongue

* X-Pleiades pokes out tongue at Moe
* Moe cuts off tongue
<X-Pleiades> meweff wefwefe mewef cfk
<Cyberus> my thoughts exactly

<Gblazen> We aren't white supremicists, femnazis, or religious fundamentalists
<Sev> except when deadguy lets his magic work...

<Aegelward> http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/ revenge is sweet?
<Integrity> Pink furry wristbands.
—› quit: (Riess|work) (3eb2aae2@hwc-73364491.com) (Killed (NickOP (GHOST command used by Riess)))
<Moe> I think he means —› quit: (Riess|work) (3eb2aae2@hwc-73364491.com) (Killed (TIED UP IN BASEMENT WITH PINK FURRY WRISTBANDS AND RAPED))
<Riess|work> indeed
<Riess|work> wait what

<Bowkers> faggots are indeed on my mind
<Bowkers> constantly
<Bowkers> their succulent meat
<Bowkers> in my head

<Murph> allright, im weak fat and ugly

<downslope> oh, like you didn't know
<beej> damn ds
<beej> I want your dad