Relic Community Quotes Database

<biffy> ok dudes, its time for me to exit, or the german translation - "assfart" - (I take no responsibility for pheonetical spelling)
<Moe> ahahah
<Moe> Ausfahrt
<Moe> awesome
<Moe> I never realized
<biffy> at first I though it was a small german town or something
<biffy> I was like haha - small town called assfart
<biffy> anyways
<biffy> <-- afk

<IcecreamLtDan> <soul> i have said some stupid shit
<IcecreamLtDan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

<ceejayoz> Ignus would like to tell you about sex with his sister
<IgnusDei> for once, no.
<IgnusDei> i'm getting tired of the subject
<ceejayoz> she's not putting out anymore?
<IgnusDei> dude, she's been in montreal for the past year

<IcecreamLtDan> Notice how every time soul starts a conversation it begins with god dammit or fuck
<soul> fuck
<soul> i do not
<soul> :
<Nova|sleeps> or something about alcohol
<soul> :/
<Nova|sleeps> or "this chick at work.."
<IcecreamLtDan> yea, forgot the alcohol thing
<Nova|sleeps> and ending with fuck
<Nova|sleeps> or god damnit
<soul> i go with my strengths
<IcecreamLtDan> It's kinda like Ignus, just not as disturbing
<soul> i will let you finish bitching about work and bsg now
<Nova|sleeps> or as much incest

<Mac_bug> it was easier to get into my girlfriend than it is to open this box :/
<Mac_bug> and my gf is catholic ;[

<Emberstrife> haha
<Emberstrife> the "Listen to Moe's, he's smarter than you!" userbar has run out of bandwidth on Imageshack

<Tiresias> I know the internet is full of wackos
<Tiresias> but I wonder who the single wierdest person on the internet is
<Tiresias> there must be one who is definably the wierdest
<Tiresias> :|
* Zepherian joined the chat room.
<Zepherian> hi folks
<Zepherian> and folkettes
<molo> good timing tir

<Zepherian> Let's be rational about this

<cj|coding> wtf
<cj|coding> i just got spam for terrorist weaponry
<Hiigara> hahah
<rem> ...
<Hiigara> rem
<cj|coding> p.s. rem - yes, the server is overloaded
<Hiigara> how many users are there?
<rem> ah thought so
<rem> dunno
<cj|coding> You're invited to shop for large selection of bombs and different
<cj|coding> kinds of rockets such as surface-to-air,
<cj|coding> surface-to-surface and weaponry available at reduced price. With the
<cj|coding> following types of rockets you will be
<cj|coding> able to commit terrorist attacks, destroy buildings, electric power
<cj|coding> stations, bridges, factories and anything
<cj|coding> else that comes your mind. Most items are in stock and available for
<rem> that wont even load
<cj|coding> next day freight delivery in the USA.
<cj|coding> Worldwide delivery is available at additional cost. Prices are
<cj|coding> negotiable.
<cj|coding> Our clients are well known Al-Qaida, Hizballah, Al-Jihad, HAMAS, Abu
<cj|coding> Sayyaf Group and many other terrorist groups. We are well known
<cj|coding> supplier in the market and looking forward to expand our clientage
<cj|coding> with assistance of Internet.
<Hiigara> hahahahhaha
<rem> lol
<cj|coding> ******* AIR BOMBS *******
<cj|coding> OFAB-500U HE fragmentation air bomb
<cj|coding> Fuel-air explosive air bombs -Not in stock
<cj|coding> BETAB-500U concrete-piercing air bomb
<cj|coding> ZB-500RT incendiary tank
<cj|coding> etc...
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<cj|coding> heh
<cj|coding> etc...
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<cj|coding> heh
<Hiigara> SEND IT TO THE FBI
<Hiigara> WITH FULL INFO
<Hiigara> ULL GET MONIES
<cj|coding> lol
<IcecreamLtDan> he's not kidding
<cj|coding> it's so not credible
<cj|coding> the domain lists a Miami, FL address
* Nova|food has joined #homeworld
<Mnementh> fbi will probably rape them
<Nova|food> onoz
* Nova|food is now known as NovaBurn
<Hiigara> yea nova
<Hiigara> ceej
<cj|coding> i'm sure some housewife will go "ONO TERRORISTS CALL 911"
<NovaBurn> what did cj do now
<Hiigara> u should probably find out where it is
* Mnementh is now known as Skie|sleep
<Hiigara> and then report it to the fbi as you fly over there
<Skie|sleep> sleep!
<Hiigara> and take a camera and hide in a tree to watch what happens

<alfredo> please tell me, i have no optical drive so cant use a real cd.. :/
<Druidika> well, the system requirements on the back of the DoW/WA boxes state that you need a CD drive :/
<Druidika> like for, well, every game you buy in a store

* ceejayoz pats the midget
<soul> think the game will follow a select group of guys from able and fox
<soul> little person jackass
<soul> little person
<soul> it even says that at my work place
<soul> 'little person not midget'
<soul> right outside my cubicle
<soul> except for one guy
<ceejayoz> sure, but what do people say when you're not around? :p
<soul> no idea
<soul> considering what they call me to my face
<soul> i really dont want to know
<soul> drunken oompa loompa
<soul> that one stung a bit:\

<Hirmetrium> i wish i was a 360
<Buggo> Hirmie
<Buggo> First step
<Buggo> Make yourself white and curvey and hard
<Buggo> And then start vibrating

* B is now known as Breast
<Breast> oops
<Breast> shit
<Chrome> .....
* Breast is now known as Beast
<Beast> .__.;

<Beast> the little pleasures of life.
<Beast> asss
<Beast> er. ahhh

* IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam surveillance
<IgnusDei> ZING!
<molo> if i didnt like the current topic
<molo> that would be there right now
<DrFurious> it could be worse
<DrFurious> you could have masturbated in the gay adult section of the video store

<Dorkdav> Are we talking about breasts?
<SquidDNA> Habla is this secret Axis evil plans?
<IcecreamLtDan> breasticles?
<IgnusDei> Dan
<IgnusDei> i had a mental picture
<IgnusDei> dear god.
<Chrome|chocofied> .... O.o
<Dorkdav> lol
<Chrome|chocofied> breasticles?
<Chrome|chocofied> what is that, testicles with nipples?
<Dorkdav> I can't even picture that
<SquidDNA> frozen breasts?
<IgnusDei> or huge testicles on a chest
<Pan> Gah! Mind-breaking image!
<Hyperian> gears of war
<Hyperian> is kinda like
<SquidDNA> GEARS OF BUFFERING
<Hyperian> crap what's that name
<SquidDNA> Yes you said that
<Hyperian> of that game...
<Hyperian> no no
<Chrome|chocofied> I bet someone at 4chan probably manipped that image already
<Hyperian> i'm not trying to be funny
<Chrome|chocofied> either be it frozen boobs for men to lick, or testicles with nipples, or boobs that have become large testicles....
<IgnusDei> egads
<Chrome|chocofied> ....I should qdb this....
<IgnusDei> let's not talk about 4chan

<Caesar> Halo 3 will now be overpriced, break easily and install itself to your harddrive
<molo> it will also overcook your food
<Riess> it will rape your family
<Laura> just like my brother!
<Laura> :/

<Mnementh> omg
<Mnementh> Voice of Optimus Prime announced
<soul> tom cruise right?
<Tiresias> Samuel L Jackson!
<soul> omg sj would rock
<soul> 'we got mother fuckin decepticons on the plane'
<Squid|afk> No no you've got it wrong
<Squid|afk> I hear there's some motherfucking decepticons turning into motherfucking planes!

<SquidDNA> Blade Runner was gritty but there was less focus on emotion and more focus on lack thereof
<SquidDNA> Acting was so horrible
<molo> the book is a lot better
<SquidDNA> So so bad
<SquidDNA> Harrison Ford's worst performance ever
<SquidDNA> But it's a great movie
<molo> hahaha
<molo> yes
<molo> it's like he did it at gunpoint
<molo> the nazis from indiana jones were off-camera
<SquidDNA> Grinning
<molo> NOW DOKTOR JONES
<molo> WE WILL SHOOT ZE SCENE OR YOUUUU
<molo> CHOOSE NOW

<Riess> I made a child-snatching monster based on an anglerfish, and everyone goes omg lol tentacle raep

<Panzeh> crash!
<Corsix> relic online is like "OMG WTF BBQ 500 players? I die now"
<Trizzdog> 500 player IMBA
<Trizzdog> NERF LOBBY SIZE

<SquidDNA> I seem to recall that once when I was very young I corrected someone in conversation
<SquidDNA> And they asked me what it was like to be right all the time
<SquidDNA> I replied without guile, saying that it was diffuclt because you had to correct people a lot
<SquidDNA> I wondered why kids wouldn't play with me

<UberJumper> That's exactly what the rating system is for. 17M means it's going to be excessively violent, and not something a child should be playing.
<UberJumper> That being said, Linnae was helping me kill germans last night. You go right ahead and question my parenting skills, but my 2.75 year old's going to know that it's ok to swear when you're dismembering people.

<NovaBurn> ok so i was eating my burger and choked on a piece a bit
<NovaBurn> and coughed
<NovaBurn> no biggie
<NovaBurn> but after my nose was all kinds of messed up
<NovaBurn> blown it 4 times already
<NovaBurn> THIS LAST TIME
<SquidDNA> We're glad you pulled through Nova
<NovaBurn> I BLEW OUT A PIECE OF MY BURGER
<BlackStar> =o
<NovaBurn> FROM MY NOSE
<SquidDNA> ,,,,,,,
<SquidDNA> DUDE
<SquidDNA> I was just reading the bible out of curiosity for sections I'd never seen
<SquidDNA> And the other night God cursed the Hebrews with "meat out their nose"
<SquidDNA> I can clearly prophesy Novaburn's life by reading the bible!
<SquidDNA> I'll let you know what to expect next week k?
<NovaBurn> yes the bible is accurate because it predict me sneezing part of my supersonic cheeseburger out my nasal cavity
<NovaBurn> PRAISE JESUS
<Tiresias> What happens next?
* SquidDNA opens to where he left off last night
<SquidDNA> Numbers 23:22 "The Talking Ass"

<soul> gonna go with shaven on top
<soul> goatee
<IcecreamLtDan> goatee
<IcecreamLtDan> hahah
<IcecreamLtDan> you mean ballduster