Relic Community Quotes Database

<molo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:SDLV_rockets.jpg
<molo> hEY GUYS LETS GO TO SPACE
<molo> ON THE ENDS OF GIANT PENISES
<SquidDNA> MOLO CLEARLY WE SHOULD RIDE ON VAGINAS INSTEAD
<molo> not on
<molo> IN.
<Hablacraja> !
<molo> squid what do you think the stargate is
<molo> it's an interstellar vagina.
<dabada> good point
<Inst> i loled
<Inst> molo wins this chat
<SquidDNA> oh my god
<SquidDNA> molo wins all the internets past present and futar
<Inst> so, spacecraft are penises, while wormholes are vaginas?

<SquidDNA> Schnelle inspects the screen-- be on your best behavior gentlemen
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<molo> hhahhaha
<deadguy> hahahaha
<Chrome> ^^
<SquidDNA> Chrome, the hauling bit doesn't seem to work with kittens
<SquidDNA> They think it's a game
<SquidDNA> "Haul and throw"
<SquidDNA> Also I did not notice she was on the keyboard until I heard windows yelling about the "7"

<Mechafoxi> well i command them to dig holes, build a sprawling subterrenian empire capable of monopolizing trade routes across the world, only to have one dwarf massacre about fifty others to build a stool out of their bloodied remains

<IgnusDei> I MADE A GIRL LAUGH TODAY
<IgnusDei> I CAN BE LIKEABLE
<Chrome> Unless that was her laughing *at* you instead of *with* you like you intended.
<IgnusDei> not at me
<IgnusDei> i said something
<IgnusDei> she laughed
<Haborym> you're the man now dog
<Zepherian> what was this laughable thing you allegedly said
<bitz> fag
<IgnusDei> well
<IgnusDei> she gave me a free sample of a smoothie
<IgnusDei> i then said it was the first time in a while that i tasted something that wasn't salt or sugar
<IgnusDei> ...because, you can kinda tell i've been eating a lot of that stuff
<IgnusDei> ...
<IgnusDei> dang
<IgnusDei> she did laugh at me
<IgnusDei> :/
<Code> Owned
<Zepherian> haha she thought you were fat
<Haborym> idiot
<Zepherian> ;|

<Sword_Monkey> I say we ban Moe
<Moe> Sword_Monkey, I'm afraid I'll have to send you back to training again
<Sword_Monkey> Agh!
<Sword_Monkey> Not that place
<Moe> you appear to have missed the ever important lesson 4: Being nice to your superiors
<Sword_Monkey> don't make me, you can't
<Moe> Don't force me to punish you by making you a mod for the boardwars forum!
<Moe> wait.
<Sword_Monkey> ...
<Cable> hahahah
<Ragnarok> hahaha
<Sword_Monkey> Low blow man
<Sword_Monkey> low blow
<Sword_Monkey> :P

<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here
<SquidDNA> What's going on here eT
<eTombotron> i'm not sure

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* Druidika gives channel operator status to biffy
<Corsix|SummerHols> speaking of Relic, ...
<Corsix|SummerHols> here one is
<biffy> where?!?! I have questions for devs!~!!!

// biffy is a much-harassed Relic employee

<Moe|away> jesus
<Moe|away> I just finished ripping all of my mom's CDs
<Moe|away> I now have 1 GB of Frank Sinatra songs
<Moe|away> ARGH AND I FORGOT TO INCLUDE ID3 TAGS
<Moe|away> SHITFUCKSHITFUCK

<Kushan> sony/ms/wii don't want to support it
<Kushan> and they are the major contributors for it
<skwerl> I want ma wii =(
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<Kushan> you can play with my wii
<Zimnick> ...
<Zimnick> wth did I walk into
<Kushan> skwerl wants my wii

<Da_Fish> There better not be a WWII "fluff" forum when CoH is out

<reki> webuser866: wanna cyber?
* Quits: WebUser866 (8ba82b4a@hwc-73364491.com) (Client exited)
<reki> god dammit

<Moe|completelysober> ok so
<Moe|completelysober> I'm in this bar
<Moe|completelysober> and I'm in the bathroom
<Moe|completelysober> and they have this condom vending machine
<Moe|completelysober> and on it is a huge ad
<Moe|completelysober> for TravelPussy(tm), the artificial vagina
<Moe|completelysober> WHAT THE FUCK

<Unk> i feel like a new hobby
<Unk> suggestions anyone?
<molo> masturbating
<Unk> i have already taken that to professional level

<Hablacraja> first they go after the furries and i didn't say anything, because i wasn't a furry; then they went after the anime lolicons and I didn't say anything because I was not a lolicon, then they came after me and there was no one left to speak out for me

<SquidDNA> Koreans can teleport up to 10 miles once per day

<Jumper|OMG> hey ceej, where'd the dow library go?
<Jumper|OMG> I can't find it
<Riess> lost a forum master jumper has, hm?

<Gaz> Moe has got evil powers
<Aegeri> POWERS OF EVIL
<Aegeri> What the hell
<Aegeri> How did I end up in #buttsechs

<IgnusDei> Hi Francois,
<IgnusDei> I wanted to thank you for coming in yesterday - it was good to meet you. The position we are looking to fill demands a bit more stylistic and content variability than I saw in your portfolio - you has tremendous sci-fi inorganic design skills, but unfortunately it's not something we really need on our current roster of projects. I have no doubt that you will find success in an area of design more suited to your interests.
<IgnusDei> Thanks Again,
<IgnusDei> Chris
<IgnusDei> FUCK
<Riess> agh
<Xypher> doh
<treb|moby> this from the interviwe?
<IgnusDei> yes
<treb|moby> you should have kicked the ass in th nutz
<treb|moby> even if your work did suck
<treb|moby> he has no place to say that
<molo> why doesn't he have the place to say that
<molo> if they don't need a spaceship/robot/tank designer, they don't need one
<molo> they gave him a huge hint
<molo> which is PUT MORE ORGANIC SHIT IN YOUR PORTFOLIO
<molo> and then RE APPLY
<treb|moby> I figuer a proper crotch

<BlackStar> Wasn't there a space game back in the day
<BlackStar> which had infinite space
<BlackStar> and ran on like 3kb?
<Hablacraja> starfield screensaver

<GroundZero> cool avatar btw soul
<GroundZero> 'Teddy's gonna getcha'
<soul> heh
<soul> reki found it
<GroundZero> animated avatar though... tssk..
<GroundZero> :P
<soul> its ok
<soul> i also have a non english texted sig
<soul> but i checked with myself on both cases
<soul> and i am ok with it

<Elukka> silly commercials
<Elukka> that colgate one had "fresh" 11 times
<Elukka> i dont want CRYSTALS EXPLODING in my mouth
<Elukka> it sounds painful
<Riess> WE'LL WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTALS
<Riess> FRESH ENOUGH FOR YOU? HUH? HUH?
<Elukka> exploding crystals
<Riess> I think it's because they want to tell you how AWESOME dental hygiene can be
<Elukka> i'll pass
<Elukka> :D
<Riess> SHIT LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING CRYSTALS EXPLODING ON YOUR TEETH, IT'S EXTREEEME
<Riess> and you're like GOD YEAH THIS IS EXCITING
<Riess> and then the toothpaste EXPLODES in your mouth and your face SPLATTERS across the bathroom and you'll be like YEAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAHHH

<Moe> The fair was weird. Full of strange people
<Moe> And sad elephants
<Moe> And they had bunny rabbits in cages
<Moe> One of them was called "Moe"
<Moe> Well I was like "hey these look familiar" and the guy goes "oh do you have one of these as pets" and I said "no we use these at the lab I think"
<Moe> He looked sad
<Moe> So I didn't mention that we give them Herpes :p

<eTombotron> what's a good healthy thing to eat when you get up
<Squiggle> et: I hear sperm is full of protein!
<eTombotron> but semen tastes bad
<Squiggle> How would you know that
<eTombotron> TASTE MY OWN
<eTombotron> PROBLEM?

<mst3k123> sup dude?
<murphwastaken> nothing messing with my speakers
<mst3k123> ...
<mst3k123> dude, you are deaf... wtf?!
<murphwastaken> :/

<Chrome> wtf.
<Chrome> in and out in and out....sheesh.
<Question> thats pretty suggestive