Relic Community Quotes Database

* IgnusDei has joined #homeworld
<outtis> 'lo
<IgnusDei> lo
<Question> huh i thought ignus never says something normal on join
<IgnusDei> oh, right
<IgnusDei> YOU KNOW WHAT THE PORN INDUSTRY NEEDS?!
<Unk> true, every time I've been here its involved buttsechs with his sister or something
<IgnusDei> GAY TRANSFORMERS!
<IgnusDei> ok, that was the disturbing thought of the day
<Unk> OPTIMUS PRIDE FTW!
<outtis> :E
<IgnusDei> moving on to pirates
<outtis> you want to see robots inserting cables into each other?
<IgnusDei> MOVING
<IgnusDei> ON
<IgnusDei> please.
<outtis> no :(
<Pleiades> no(=
<Question> dont you want to continue that train of thought?
<Unk> we've touched on a fantasy of yours it seems...
<IgnusDei> not really

<pH14> we had a lab class together and became more than labmates
<pH14> IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<Chrysophylax> I SUPPOSE THERE WAS CHEMISTRY
<Chrysophylax> AMIRITE
<pH14> NO IT WAS MOLECULAR BIOLOGU
<pH14> WITH A Y INSTEAD OF A U
<Chrysophylax> THAT SHIT'S THE SHIT DAWG
<Jal-18> HOW GOOD WAS HER BIOLOGU

* Zepherian has kicked pH14 from #homeworld (!)
* pH14 has joined #homeworld
* reki gives channel operator status to pH14
* reki removes channel operator status from Zepherian
* pH14 sets ban on *!*zepherian@*.5CDA1E80.6E46A3D3.IP
* pH14 has kicked Zepherian from #homeworld
* reki high fives ph
* pH14 high fives
<reki> that was double team action
<Chrome> lol

<soul> spent about 60 at [a strip] club though
<soul> not bad
<ceejayoz> soul you know how many ethiopian orphans you could feed for $60? ;p
<soul> well i doubt many ethiopians are built like jasmine

<SquidDNA> SCIENCE
<Alliance> RELIGION!
* Alliance was kicked from the chat room by SquidDNA. (HAX)

<soul> fyi
<soul> if you dont want to get "caught" drinking during work
<soul> when someone jokes and says 'you smell like alcohol'
<soul> dont respond with "shit... really"

* soul is now known as food.
<food> who am i kidding
* food is now known as drinking.

<Hablacraja> every time i come back to this damn house there's another cat
<Hablacraja> now there's 4
<Kap> procreation. happens all the time.
<Elukka|X3> yeah but not to habla
<Kap> aww
<Hablacraja> zing

<ColonelAFK> why is it that 7000 1kb text files takes longer to delete than a 1gb file
<soul> cause the hamsters in your hdd have to eat each individual file vs eating just one large file
<soul> duh
* soul wishes this channel was more tech oriented
<Hyperian> and less height oriented?
* soul sets mode: +b *!*@hwc-3B2444F6.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
<soul> what?
<soul> cant hear you down here
<soul> speak lower

<ratamaq> i need to quit jerking off in the shower
<ratamaq> my mind has made a connection between running water and erection
<ratamaq> sucks when it rains
<danga> why would you jerk off in the shower
<danga> do you have a water proof dvd player
<danga> and tv
<ratamaq> you try spending 6 months on an aircraft carrier

<Buggo> I'm half German
<Buggo> I know how to do it Nazi style

<Fixer-at-work> Wonder what Inq is like in real life. Is he some 13 year old kid that walks up to famous religious leaders and loudly shouts out "I raped your dog!" then provides photographic evidence?

<SquidDNA> I have installed a TV tuner card
<SquidDNA> The software that comes with it
<SquidDNA> Asks for a serial number
<SquidDNA> WHAT FUCKING SERIAL NUMBER
<SquidDNA> THANKS A FUCKING LOT, CHINA
<molo> ahahahahh
<molo> KEKEK -_____- WELCOMES
<SquidDNA> In fact nowhere on the packaging does it list the manufacturer
<SquidDNA> Just "China"

// 5 minutes later

<SquidDNA> I think the sn is on the card
<SquidDNA> Which is mounted upside down in my case
<SquidDNA> So
<SquidDNA> BRB
* SquidDNA left the chat room. (Quit: Worst Place Ever to put a serial number)

<IcecreamLtDan> well, soul should be happy
<Squid|yarrr> Bears win?
<IcecreamLtDan> yes
<gobears> WOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOOO
<gobears> SWEET MOTHER FUCKING GLORY
<gobears> GOING TO THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
<gobears> NOTHER OF GOD THANK YOU JESUS

<GenAmonX2> Trinity, I have half a mind to e-mail whoever's in charge of the canadian air traffic control
<GenAmonX2> and tell them you're abusing their bandwidth
<IcecreamLtDan> Don't make me kick you both out of the sand box
<GenAmonX2> just so you'll STOP FUCKING LINKING TO NATURE PICTURES
<pH14> [22:38] <GenAmonX2> Trinity, I have half a mind.
<Trinity> I am in Charge of Canadian Air Traffic Control
<Trinity> give me a call sometime

<molo> IT'S UP
<Retroboy> OMG MOLO HAS AN ERECTION
<molo> quick get the camera
<Retroboy> We were having a quiet moment.
<molo> sexy time?
<Retroboy> Apparently, Yes.

<Hirmetrium> lol that quotes site is brilliant
<Hirmetrium> its like the entire server is obsessed with having sex with their sisters

<pH14> hey question, i have a question, why do u have so many questions
<Question2> ph14 : what do you mean?

<Moe> EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SEC
<Moe> SQUID HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
<Moe> POSSIBLY LIFE THREATENING
<Moe> OR SAVING
<Moe> WHO KNOWS
<Moe> squid?
<Squid|DNA> HIES
<Squid|DNA> Uh, I'm going out to dinner with the aforementioned pretty girl in my lab
<Worf> ooooooOOOOOH!!!
<Worf> good news
<RiessPixels> WOOOH!
<Squid|DNA> She probably thinks it's nothing, but I'm happy
<Squid|DNA> :)
<deadguy> here's how you get her to think it's something: bring a giant box of condoms
<deadguy> just carry it around with you
<Worf> roflmao
<Worf> "How to send the wrong signals" - a lesson by deadguy
<Squid|DNA> "do you think this will be enough"

<Inq> reminds me of 'nam
<EnigmaZ> o.0
* Chrome stabs Inq with something sufficiently sharp, rusty, and serrated. "ENOUGH OF THE 'NAM SHIT."
<Riess> oh, the carnage
<Inq> something sharp, rusty, and serrated. Reminds me of 'nam
<Riess> it's like fucking saigon all over again

<Gblaze> Is Bnonn always like this?
<Gblaze> ie, serious about his beliefs about being a Christian?
<SquidDNA> GB, a better question is WAS he always like this
<SquidDNA> And the answer is, four years ago he was a dyed in the wool atheist
<Gblaze> Okay, Was he always like this?
<molo> No, four years ago he was a dyed in the wool athiest.
<Trinity> but you can't argue against faith so he switched teams
<SquidDNA> hahahahahhaha
<SquidDNA> no fair!

<drUnkenEVE> ran into a dude today who made it his mission in life to exterminate miners from jita
<Druidika> there are no miners in jita
<Zepherian> seems he was successfull

* ceejayoz will sleep with soul and seduce him
<soul> fuck the seduce
<soul> just show up

<danga> the only people worried about privacy of their computer are people who have something to hide
<danga> aka porn
<soul|FL> heh.. the fbi agent who cracks my comp will love my porn
<soul|FL> unless its a she
<soul|FL> then she better be a muff diver

<Zepherian> if we have a buggo @ home and a buggo @ sleep, logic dictates that buggo sleeps on the job
<Zepherian> lazy bastard.
<soul> heh
* Zepherian slaps Buggo|zZz around a bit with a large trout
<Zepherian> STOP SLACKING
<soul> buggo is definately sleeping
* Hablacraja has joined #homeworld
* ionfish wonders how soul knows that
<soul> well.. we were all up late
* Zepherian dosent want to know