Relic Community Quotes Database

<Zepherian> if we have a buggo @ home and a buggo @ sleep, logic dictates that buggo sleeps on the job
<Zepherian> lazy bastard.
<soul> heh
* Zepherian slaps Buggo|zZz around a bit with a large trout
<Zepherian> STOP SLACKING
<soul> buggo is definately sleeping
* Hablacraja has joined #homeworld
* ionfish wonders how soul knows that
<soul> well.. we were all up late
* Zepherian dosent want to know

<Dyntheos> I think fatal is unbalanced
<Dyntheos> when are you being patched?
<Dyntheos> AND IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PATCH FOR FATAL FOR EVER
<Dyntheos> AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T IMPLEMENTED THE STUFFF WE TALKED ABOUT YEARS AGO
<Zepherian> nobody could understand the base code dyn

<Trinity> hrmmm... wife just came and announced she is getting in the hottub
<Trinity> fuck the internet
* Trinity has quit

<Vertigo> I had a great idea for an dildo once
<Vertigo> one made of glass incases you get into a bar fight
<Vertigo> you just pull it out of your purse and smash it on the bar
<Vertigo> then gouge out the eyes of whoever displeses you
<Dyn|Gaming> you have a purse?
<Vertigo> I'm just saying if I had one...
<Vertigo> it would be handy
<Dyn|Gaming> omg you have a purse
<Zepherian> well, he does have a vibrator
<Vertigo> in a bar fight
<Zepherian> so a purse would be the next logical step
<Dyn|Gaming> BUT A PURSE!
<Vertigo> the biblical kind of purse
<Dyn|Gaming> does it have sequins vertigo?
<Vertigo> *sigh*
<Dyn|Gaming> IT DOES
<Dyn|Gaming> OMG
<Vertigo> yes, i has sequins
<Vertigo> I like to dress up like a girl
<Vertigo> and I want to kiss all the boys
<Vertigo> there ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW!?

<SquidDNA> So this sales rep walked in
<SquidDNA> And began talking about a new cloning strategy
<SquidDNA> That was proven and being published by
<SquidDNA> *Gordon Freeman* at Harvard University
<SquidDNA> "Gordon Freeman" I said
<SquidDNA> "Gordon Freeman!" she replied.
<Someguy|office> did you make a comment about half life?
<SquidDNA> I was struggling not to burst into laughter the entire rest of the spiel
<SquidDNA> No, she obviously had no idea
<SquidDNA> The one Free Man was an MIT graduate remember
<nyyti|BreakingOut> hahhaa nice
<SquidDNA> I did say later "..by Gordon Freeman"
<SquidDNA> "Yes.. you've heard of him?"
<SquidDNA> "There's a fictional Gordon Freeman."
<SquidDNA> I should have said something like "I'm very familiar with his work"
<NovaBurn> im familar with his work in high-energy theorectial physics and materials
<SquidDNA> I read his paper on combined arms and urban assault!
<NovaBurn> and dark matter reactor stability
<Aegelward> his PHD in the application of the crowbar in the modern scientific environment?

<GenAmonX2> so is this "Hate on Habla day"?
<Hablacraja> every day is hate on habla day
<sidewinder> every day is hate on habla day

<Kushan|> habla, name people you don't hate
<Kushan|> list will be shorter
<Hablacraja> {}

<DrFurious> is murph like a mythical figure to all the newbies now
<DrFurious> cuz i actually thought he was ok
<DrFurious> but it amuses me that you all get upset when i call him a fag
<molo> don't you call everybody a fag
<DrFurious> yeah
<ExplodingPope> I only know he was a legend who could do no wrong
<molo> see
<ExplodingPope> and that he died in a drunk driving crash, is that correct?
<molo> they don't know murph
<molo> but they also don't know you
<molo> hhahahaha
<molo> THAT IS NOT CORRECT
<molo> AT ALL
<NovaBurn> FAIL
<Hiigara> WTF POPE
<Hiigara> TOTAL FAILURE
<DrFurious> he got hit by a train
<ExplodingPope> WTF
<DrFurious> (cuz he couldn't hear it)
<molo> haahhah
<ExplodingPope> wha?
<DrFurious> (lol)
<NovaBurn> hahaha
<NovaBurn> thats funny. murph would lol at that
<ExplodingPope> OK that is far less innocent than what I envisioned
<ExplodingPope> seriously? a fucking TRAIN?
<molo> no
<molo> it was one of those rubber-tire airport ones
<molo> that are like buses on tracks
<molo> you know
<molo> people-movers
<Kap> are we all riding the same bus to hell or are we taking separate cars?
<DrFurious> they honked their horn what more do you expect
<DrFurious> swerving isn't an option people

<mikkTIRED> you lot would be dead in a week living as me :/
<SquidDNA> YES MIKK
<SquidDNA> YOU'RE SO HARDCORE
<mikkTIRED> no
<SquidDNA> SCIENTISTS NEED TO STUDY WHAT MAKES YOU IMPERVIOUS TO YOUR OWN LIFE

<ceejayoz> soul tell us secrets
<ceejayoz> how do i please a man?
<ceejayoz> wait wrong list of questions
<soul> rofl
* ceejayoz shuffles papers
<NovaBurn> dont lie cj
<NovaBurn> we know you want souls crowbar
<ceejayoz> soul can pry me open anytime he likes
...
<soul> ah tomorrow's dinner will rock
<soul> jasmine rice
<soul> and the chicken that is thawed, is now being marinated in a terriyaki with pineapple sauce
<soul> leave it there for a good 20+ hrs
<soul> then bam
<soul> cook it on medium in a sauce pan
<soul> i really wish i didnt say this after cj asked me how to please a man

<Moe> oh shit
<Moe> I know what the problem is
<Trizzdog> i don't think we would ever celebrate his birthday if it was april 31st
<Moe> I put his birthday under "name of spouse"
<Moe> fuck I'm stupid

<Sajuukar> ...reminded me of this cool test I found on facebook that actually allowed you to answer questions on smooth gradients and in the end gave you a nice graphic depicting the balances of various dualities in your personality.
<Sajuukar> Check it out at this url: http://www.personaldna.com/tests.php
<SquidDNA> Is it worse to oversimplify something than to tack on "DNA" to make it appealing and seem more legitimate?
<OctopusRex> What like your name Squid? :D
<Tiresias> oh zing
<SquidDNA> Well played, Octo.

<Retro> Or do what some of my retiree friends in I.T. are doing and consult during the cold months, and take off all the nice warm ones.
<Retro> That would be awesome and good.
<hiddensmoke> that somehow sounds remotely sexual to my NSFW warped mind
<Pleiades> of course ..its my drty old an image
<Retro> Win the lottery. that way you can do NSFW shit all day!
<Retro> "Hey, stop surfing pr0n"
<Retro> "Hey. Fuck off."
<Retro> "You're fired"
<Retro> "No, YOU'RE fired! I bought the company!"
<Retro> Then go "nyah" to everyone in the office before you walk out the door and pee on the stairs. :D
<Retro> Juvenile, but fun.
<IcecreamLtDan> heh, I want to leave a big, steamy pile of "I quit" on my bosses desk next week
<Retro> I can see how money might corrupt me. :D
<hiddensmoke> i would love to do that
<hiddensmoke> to the mcdonalds im soon to work at... ehem

<Squid|scienc> In college a friend of mine had a roomate whtom he inadvertently observed masturbating to Duck Tales
<Water> that is disturbing, squid.
<mikk> oh my god
<Hiigara> ...

<SquidDNA> Now see, isn't it amazing Fatal
<SquidDNA> That it's possible to have this conversation
<SquidDNA> Without insulting anyone
<FatalTheRabbit> and yet you insult me right here

*//* Fatal's last stand on IRC, ending note

<Chrome> lo fishy
<deadguy> fiish i soud
<SquidDNA> Hey ionfish!
<deadguy> fiish is soul
<Chrome> translation soul is using deadie's nick atm
<SquidDNA> Soul is drunk
<deadguy> fiii
<SquidDNA> With us
<deadguy> fii
<deadguy> fii
<Chrome> and yes, he is DRUNK
<deadguy> fish
<deadguy> is
<deadguy> i a
<deadguy> wait
<SquidDNA> "fish.. FUCK fish.. FUCK.. fish.. FUCK
<ionfish> haha
<ionfish> hi dolts
<deadguy> hey fish this is soul
<deadguy> yes
<Chrome> lol
<deadguy> id id
<deadguy> i did it
<ceejayoz> "Fish. Fuck. Fish. Fuck. F I S H is fish. Wait. Wait. Okay. Wait. Wait. Okay. Wait. Just wait. Okay. Hey, fish, this. is. soul. enter. Yes! I did it. Fuck!"
* Weav|sleep would make comment on how you can tell when deadguy is deadguy, but soul might just spell the kline right
<Chrome> hahahahahahaha

<Khet> Habla, what are conversations like with you irl when you dont have access to photobucket or 4chan?
<Khet> i cant picture them
<Hablacraja> kind of like a freight train bursting out of a pile of tulips and crashing into a lake of fire
<Hablacraja> spilling benzene the whole time

<Kushan|> did bmb die?
<Kushan|> please say yes.
<Zepherian> he moved his mind out of his body by mistake

//One of BmB's more outrageous claims was to having telekinetic ability...//

<Kap> the freak was banned within a day for another post in the Outfit section (that I proudly reported)
<Riess> I did that too?
<Riess> !
<Riess> !
<Riess> but I'm sure my report was funnier.
<Riess> let us check on that.
<Kap> hmm
<nyyTV> :O
<Riess> Kapyrna has reported this post
<Riess> This is part of this thread: shitballs
<Riess> This is the reason:
<Riess> I'd like to report this person for trolling, insensitivity, and general ass-hattery.
<Kap> that was me
<Riess> NOW.
<Riess> Riess has reported this post
<Riess> This is part of this thread: shitballs
<Riess> This is the reason:
<Riess> Fucknoodles.
<Kap> hahahahahahahahahaha
<Kap> you win
<Riess> told you :D
<Elukka> :D
<nyyTV> :)

<Elukka> i missed zeph's banning :(, what did he do?
<molo> he killed a hooker
<Alliance> called his son sue
<molo> i like mine better
<Elukka> seriously though, is this a serious ban or one of those less-than-serious bans?
<Alliance> its a "see you on austnet" kind of ban
<SquidDNA> You know that other Johnny Cash song "We'll meet again"?
<Kap> no
<molo> this isn't like that song

<ZellFish> dolts
<ZellFish> I want to learn how to art mecha
<ZellFish> and how to art in general
<ZellFish> help
<SquidDNA> I think it usually works where you post something and people tell you what you're doing wrong
<Siber> Perfect solution, post a blank picture!
<SquidDNA> Siber did you see all the work I've done in the dropbox
<SquidDNA> blank spots in the folder
<SquidDNA> Let me know what you think!
<Siber> I'll get right on that!
<SquidDNA> I expect ten blank pages of critique
<Siber> I can provide!
<SquidDNA> Excellent
<Siber>






<Siber> did that all come through?
<SquidDNA> It clipped at
<Siber> goddamnit

<molo> penis
<treb> whats the plural of penis? is it peni?
<kroggy> gang rape.

<Tiresias> I have a GIGANTIC penis
<pH14> link plz

<Retro> Fill in the blank: Giving psygunner modugabator status is like...
<deadguy> snagging your nutsack on a chainlink fence

<beej> ignorance knows no bounds
<beej> especially not after the man who asked the waiter in the chinese restaurant near my house if "your language is mexican"
<beej> it's like
<beej> wtf
<beej> when did mexican become a language
<beej> and when did china start using it