Relic Community Quotes Database

<Kap> the freak was banned within a day for another post in the Outfit section (that I proudly reported)
<Riess> I did that too?
<Riess> !
<Riess> !
<Riess> but I'm sure my report was funnier.
<Riess> let us check on that.
<Kap> hmm
<nyyTV> :O
<Riess> Kapyrna has reported this post
<Riess> This is part of this thread: shitballs
<Riess> This is the reason:
<Riess> I'd like to report this person for trolling, insensitivity, and general ass-hattery.
<Kap> that was me
<Riess> NOW.
<Riess> Riess has reported this post
<Riess> This is part of this thread: shitballs
<Riess> This is the reason:
<Riess> Fucknoodles.
<Kap> hahahahahahahahahaha
<Kap> you win
<Riess> told you :D
<Elukka> :D
<nyyTV> :)

<IgnusDeistill> infatuated with natalie portman?
<oneredpanther> less so, i found a RL girl who looks better
<oneredpanther> on good days she lets me tickle her pickle too
<IgnusDei> ...she has a penis?
<oneredpanther> it was as much a shock to me as to you

<ZellFish> dolts
<ZellFish> I want to learn how to art mecha
<ZellFish> and how to art in general
<ZellFish> help
<SquidDNA> I think it usually works where you post something and people tell you what you're doing wrong
<Siber> Perfect solution, post a blank picture!
<SquidDNA> Siber did you see all the work I've done in the dropbox
<SquidDNA> blank spots in the folder
<SquidDNA> Let me know what you think!
<Siber> I'll get right on that!
<SquidDNA> I expect ten blank pages of critique
<Siber> I can provide!
<SquidDNA> Excellent
<Siber>






<Siber> did that all come through?
<SquidDNA> It clipped at
<Siber> goddamnit

<ceejayoz> panth, plz explain why you're so horny all the time if you get so much sex?
<ionfish> feedback loop

<molo> penis
<treb> whats the plural of penis? is it peni?
<kroggy> gang rape.

<Retro> Fill in the blank: Giving psygunner modugabator status is like...
<deadguy> snagging your nutsack on a chainlink fence

<Hablacraja> where's my goddamn gold star
<IcecreamLtDan> If it was up your ass playing ping pong with a golf club, you'd know where your star was
<Hablacraja> probably

<Kelly> I just found a... erm... "erotica" font...
<Kelly> o.O
<Beast> LOL
<rabidgerbil> okay, thats new, are the i's like penises or something?
<Kelly> Umm.
<Kelly> It's like wing dings.
<Tails|toolate> oh god
<Tails|toolate> when this font gets on the 6 oclock news
<Tails|toolate> "Are your kids typing their reports with PORN?" after this

// wangdings lol

<molo> tbh i'm surprised more people aren't complaining about the epileptic adverts on the forums
<molo> maybe people like spasms
<Mnementh> they are too busy rolling around on the floor to complain

<Dorkdav> Is it worth speading money on stuff like headphones and a keyboard?
<Neko-Question> yes.
<Neko-Question> trying to use a computer without a keyboard is hard

<Mnementh> actually zeph, a company in the UK was stopped from selling 'dragon sausages' because they didnt contain any dragon...
<Mnementh> http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0200wales/tm_headline=dragon-sausage-food-farce&method=full&objectid=18116784&siteid=50082-name_page.html
<Zepherian> why the deceiving cocksuckers
<Zepherian> not giving people real dragon
<Mnementh> The trading standards department ran a full analysis - and proved there was no dragon in it. The firm was informed it was an offence and they were breaking the law because of the misleading name.
<Mnementh> I just find that hilarious
<Druidika> are you allowed to sell hot dogs in the UK?

* Jinkguns has joined #homeworld
<Jinkguns> Yo guys
<Tiresias> hey
* Jinkguns is now known as Jink|Hotel|WithGF
<Jink|Hotel|WithGF> :D
<Jink|Hotel|WithGF> hi :)
<Tiresias> oh ffs
<Jink|Hotel|WithGF> (my girlfriend)
<Tiresias> WE GOT THAT PART
<Hiroshi_Tea> stay with your GF, you don't need to talk to all the masculine men that reside here
<outtis> my tongue is sticky
<Lor> so you're in a hotel with your gf, and felt a need to log onto IRC?
<Someguy|work> that's pretty sad Jink
<Hiroshi_Tea> my thoughts exactly
<Lor> surely there are better things you should be doing....
<Jink|Hotel|WithGF> Bought her lingerie yesterday, hit 3rd base
<Someguy|work> get off IRC now if you value your relationship
<Lor> someone kick him for his own good!
* NovaBurn sets mode: +o Someguy|work
<NovaBurn> do teh honours someguy
* Someguy|work sets mode: +b *!*@45B203DA.C4AC79AA.42089EF4.IP
* Jink|Hotel|WithGF was kicked by Someguy|work (woman go!)
<Lor> haha
* NovaBurn high fives someguy
<Someguy|work> yays!

<Kushan|> i think mrmin got on my nerves once
<Kushan|> i put him on ignore
<Kushan|> and wondered why he never spoke for 7 months

<Dimension> are you entertaining the thought of committing adultery?
<Moe> wtf no
<Moe> I don't cheat
<Dimension> yeah
<Dimension> BUT YOU CERTAINLY USE TRAINERS

<sidewinder> has he ever looked at M theory?
<Alliance> the theory that M likes to kick me?
Alliance was kicked from #homeworld by m (i think this is called a 'proof')

<Chrome> Squid if you'd be so kind to give me ops I can help kick Hiig whenever he says something stupid
<Hiigara> Chrome, you'd have to kick me every time I say something

<soul> oh go fuck a cow
<Atreides> never had a cow, is it good soul?
<soul> sheep are better
<soul> they push back

<Papasmurf> tbh whats with the name change moon?
<danst> my real names dan, my email is danster.b and well, people know me as dan in the CS community and FC, so i thought instead of some people calling me moon and some calyx, i solved it my self Smile
<vicius> ok
<vicius> moon
<vicius> :)
<Druidika> k calyx
<danst> Nobs!

<Zepherian> if we think about it, nature is absolute, innit?
<Zepherian> its allmost as vague a concept as "God"
<Hablacraja> yeah except nature doesn't want 10% of my income

<naradaman> whats friendster
<Tiresias> it's like napster
<Tiresias> but you illegally download friends

<Moe|study> http://forums.relicnews.com/showthread.php?t=121776
<Moe|study> SOMEBODY HELP ME
<Moe|study> I am about to strangle people
* Question|Assignment helps moe
* Question|Assignment strangles celtti

<soul> i think you guys are missing one main point
<soul> you are arguing with hyper [about sex]
<bonnet> here comes soul witht he QDB one liner
<soul> its like fighting with a deaf guy on what music sounds like
<soul> he doesnt fucking know

<Moe|gone> Well Meth I'm way too happy to be emo, and I prefer flesh-and-blood women over weird cartoons, so what can I say...
<celtti> so you're normal
* Question starts laughing hysterically
<Moe|gone> That term, when used here, doesn't mean a whole lot.

<soul> i think i could do amazing things if i got a metal pole that went from floor to ceiling
<Hand> like pretend to be a fireman

* Laura is now known as Laura|bloody
<Cable|Drawing> Laura
<Cable|Drawing> why you bloody?
<Cable|Drawing> pix or it didn't happen
<Cable|Drawing> wait
<Cable|Drawing> you're a girl
<Cable|Drawing> i'll say no more